by Dewey August 01, 2004
Get the pussy ass niggamug. If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.
I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.
by Dewey July 10, 2004
Get the 5 second rulemug. by Dewey June 20, 2004
Get the canadamug. by Dewey June 01, 2004
Get the masuimimug. The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!
The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.
by Dewey June 15, 2004
Get the failadelphiamug. The reason that New Jersey is called the "Armpit of America." Overcrowded, too close to New York, and home to many nasty factories. Also contains Newark, which is basically a death trap, and a shitty sports complex.
If you are driving in Newark, or any North Jersey city for that matter, be sure to lock your doors and roll up your windows.
by Dewey June 21, 2004
Get the north jerseymug. In the song "I Don't Give a Fuck" by Lil John, all he says in the first 25 seconds is "Okay!" repeatedly. This provided excellent material for Dave Chappelle to rip Lil John on his TV show.
by Dewey May 23, 2004
Get the lil johnmug.