dewey's definitions

martin brodeur

The best goaltender in the NHL today, having won two Vezina trophies and three Stanley Cups with the New Jersey Devils. Severely pisses off fans of the Philadelphia Flyers since he almost always beats them.

I hate Martin Brodeur because that bastard is too good and always shuts down the Flyers.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

cockjuggler

Yet another word for a slut; a girl (or guy) who does a balancing act in their sex life, having many male partners at a time.

That bitch is one hell of a cockjuggler; she is sleeping with seven different guys right now!!

by Dewey May 24, 2004

cujo

Goaltender for the Detroit Red Wings. Also has played for the St. Louis Blues, Edmonton Oilers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Still has not won a Stanley Cup after fifteen NHL seasons.

Cujo never wins a Cup because his teams don't give him enough goal support after the first round of the playoffs.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

esche

The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.

Robert Esche is the man in goal in Philly.

by Dewey June 16, 2004

rps

An abbreviation for "rock, paper, scissors."

Anything can be settled with a quick, or long, game of RPS.

by Dewey May 23, 2004

skeet skeet

To bust a nut. Also, the words used to replace "motherfucker" in the edtied version of Lil John f/ the Eastside Boyz' "Get Low." Instead of that word, it sounds like, "aww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."

In the edited version of "Get Low," the "motherfucker" gets skeeted on!! Skeet skeet!

by Dewey July 15, 2004

pujols

Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.

Albert Pujols is sick.

by Dewey August 1, 2004