detranova's definitions

Monkey

What my best friend's sister sounds like. And if she sees this, she'll kill him. Muahahahaha!

Me: What was that noise? Was that your dog?
Him: Nah, that was my sister.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

XII

They are a fellowship bonded by the music they create. Their variety of sounds is wide, but most notable are their heavily distorted seven and twelve string guitars, their double-bass-drum-double-pedal configuration, and their heavily distorted five-string bass. The current XII is working to achieve what their ancestors and predecessors of the future could not, and to build up to that level of musical perfection.

XII is the fiber within your very soul, the virbrating cord withing your entity that provides the sweet music of life.

by detranova December 2, 2003

Frenchmen

Also known as frenchwomen, they are the genderless, spineless, nameless individuals who populate UN meetings and porno movies.

Holy sh*t! That frenchman can bend all the way forward!

by Detranova July 28, 2003

Summoner

A magic-wielder who uses his gift to summon creatures to his aid. The Summoner is capable of creating new creatures, as well as summoning existing ones. As a result, the Halz'da, Nuethare, and Luthrozuul were some of the new creatures commonly seen today that were created by Summoners.

The Summoner was trapped between two deaf hitmen, so he let his Luthrozuul do the talking.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

Demon

Demons, unlike Daemons, are extra-dimensional creatures that often descend from rifts within the universe to feed upon raw energy, like that of the human brain. Demons are, in a way, similar to Gods, except that Gods are N-th dimensional beings, whileas Demons are limited in which dimensions they may traverse. Demons can often ascend into more dimensions by collecting enough raw energy from either organic beings or energy beings, so as to be able to break through the wall between dimensions. Once thought of as aliens, Demons are now known to have entered this solar system through an inter-dimensional rift near Titan. They have so far been able to infiltrate Area 51 and many other Government compounds, but the Political leaders of earth have struck a deal, allowing the Demons to feed on any organisms but humans first. They are of higher dimensions than we, so we are thus unable to percieve their true forms. They can appear as anything to us, even remain entirely invisible if they wish to.

His dreams were filled with nightmares of scaly-hided beasts with horned heads, and leathery wings. The one who could see demons, the demon-killer, had been awoken.

by detranova January 22, 2004

Paladin

The Paladin is a class of Warrior that is fully devoted to kindness and ridding the Universe of Evil. They are very religious, and have an extremely strict honor code, as well as a soft spot for children and animals. In combat, a Paladin with a cause is almost impossible to defeat.

Paladins fear nothing, for Evil fears them.

by Detranova August 6, 2003

Enchanter

As a class, the enchanters are rather weak themselves, for they are unable to create powerful energy blasts or summon up helper creatures, but they are essential to the success of a group. They are learned, instead, in the art of enchanting beings or objects, and making them more powerful, more lucky, etc.

The summoner made the Lathrocanth, the Enchanter made it deadlier.

by Detranova August 4, 2003