desperryado's definitions

THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN

A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.

Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.

Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."

Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"

by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005

wrong accused of harassment

Joke term used during songs to annoy people. Originated after malevolent Wendy's employee accused two innocent employees of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because it was wrongly accused of harassment.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

grand slam

Wendy's term: Used when fry person needs a serving of fries, nuggets AND strips. Originally used by Luke and was forced into Wendy's terminology by Perry.

I need a grand slam!

Grand slam?

Fries, nuggets and strips!!

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

JEEP

Used in the military to denote new recruits. A derogotory term which is short for Junior Enlisted Expendable Personnel.

Commander: "Hey, JEEP. Draw the enemy's fire so we can escape."

by desPERRYado January 7, 2006

dude

An ambiguous guy who hangs around a girl you're dating who may send vibes that he's sleeping with said girl.

"How'd the date go?"

"Ok, but when I picked her up she was just getting out of the shower, and this dude that lives there was also wearing a towel..."

by desperryado November 1, 2005

inner beauty

A term ugly, undesirable and inadequate people use to make themselves feel less ugly, more desirable and sexually adequate. This phrase goes alone the lines of adages such as, "Looks are only skin deep," and "It's what's on the inside that counts," although everyone knows the adage should really be, "It's what's on the outside that counts."

"Inner beauty won't get you laid." -Omega-Jerry

by desperryado October 3, 2005

Utilitarianism

A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.

People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004