Definitions by des is so crazy
screenshotter
someone who is so obsessed with a particular person that they constantly send screenshots of their dms with them and send them off to their friends or family. they may think they're lucky to have found this individual, but it can prob get annoying having to get sent these photos all the time.
my best friend is a screenshotter. she won't stop sending me screenshots of the texts she's received from her bf.
screenshotter by des is so crazy August 19, 2026
dark eyes
when u don't clean black mascara out of ur eyelashes properly, causing it to accumulate around ur eyes. u could scare people with this but i probably wouldn't recommend doing this...
that girl has a serious case of dark eyes. hasn't anyone taught her how to remove her makeup?
AH! u scared me with those dark eyes!
AH! u scared me with those dark eyes!
dark eyes by des is so crazy August 19, 2026
tilde
a symbol used for several reasons. firstly, it can be used to convey cuteness; secondly, it is utilized to represent extreme happiness; thirdly, it can be a short form for approximately.
tilde by des is so crazy August 19, 2026
jungle
the place with lots of trees and wild animals, but can also be used to describe the internal environment of a girl's purse. it's likely called a jungle because of the loads of stuff found in every single pocket. if someone asks to look for something in the purse, they're likely prob not gonna find it.
guy: do u have gum?
girl: yeah just check my purse
guy: *goes into purse*
guy: where is it!? it's like a jungle in here!
girl: yeah just check my purse
guy: *goes into purse*
guy: where is it!? it's like a jungle in here!
jungle by des is so crazy August 19, 2026
walking flower
when someone wears too much perfume or cologne that whenever they walk around, the smell sticks to them and could potentially disgust the hell out of everyone. the name comes from the fact that this person is mobile, and the smell is almost like a flower. in fact, the bugs might be attracted to them because it's so intense!
that girl is a walking flower. she needs to slow down with the perfume use because i can barely breathe around her. hopefully she doesn't get swarmed by bees or anything else.
walking flower by des is so crazy August 19, 2026
gothy goose
gothy goose by des is so crazy August 19, 2026
is that them?
what someone says when they suspect someone (a group of people) coming towards them or coming to their location (they were invited), but they're not.
person 1: ...
person 2: *sees a car coming*
also person 2: IS THAT THEM?
person 1: no, they just left.
person 2: oh great.
person 2: *sees a car coming*
also person 2: IS THAT THEM?
person 1: no, they just left.
person 2: oh great.
is that them? by des is so crazy August 19, 2026