Roryeyed Share definition Flag Having two perfectly good eyes but being so ignorant you use only one, causing you to look a little like a pirate staring at the sun. Man that gallery kid is a roryeyed fool, he's been squinting so much he should own a parrot. Roryeyed by DerekGibney February 27, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Roryeyed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch