der gelb baron's definitions
When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever
Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!
Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!
Adam (meekly): yes :(
Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!
Adam (meekly): yes :(
by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010
Get the Constipissingmug. Ram and Sita's honeymoon turned into hellmoon on the second day when Sita suddenly realized Ram was a jerk and Ram realized that Sita yakked too much.
by Der Gelb Baron June 23, 2010
Get the Hellmoonmug. by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011
Get the Craptopmug. Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.
According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.
According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.
Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?
Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.
Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?
Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!
Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.
Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?
Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!
by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011
Get the Artistic Quotientmug. Recollection of a distant memory called facebook, where you spent several happy years with friends you never met in real life. Only to switch over to Google+ the next day which let you pretty much do the same things on facebook except with your Google account.
Your friend: Dude! check this totally hot chick out! She commented on somebody's picture I know on facebook!
You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?
You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?
by der gelb baron July 2, 2011
Get the facewhat?mug. I betcha didn' know Breadfan from Metallica's Garage Inc Vol. II was actually a premake by a band called Budgie?
by Der Gelb Baron October 20, 2010
Get the Premakemug. The delusonary state of mind that Mac owners are in which leads them to believe Mac is better than PC.
Clearly daskos99 has Mac Envy because daskos99's definition of the phrase has more 'vote downs' than 'vote ups'
by Der Gelb Baron October 23, 2010
Get the mac envymug.