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Helium Feet

Someone who enjoys being a receiver in male homosexual intercourse. See Bottom. Named such for the speed in which their legs are position themselves above their heads.
Man, Matt sure has Helium Feet. He didn't even know that kids name...
by Dennis February 20, 2004
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exactly what it says on the tin

The label on the item in question is self descriptive, and leaves no doubt as to what is contained in the package.

"Tin" refers to what they call "cans" in England.
"This label says 'fireworks'. What's in the box?" "Exactly what it says on the tin.
by Dennis October 10, 2003
mugGet the exactly what it says on the tinmug.

poochoo

Alt spelling is "Puuchu".

Alien creatures that have found their way into the anime Excel Saga. When alive they resemble sort of mutant teddy bears, however a thwack in the nose will not only kill them, but they mutate to a form where their face somewhat resembles Al Jolsten's. Their special abilities are to overpower people with their deception by sheer cuteness. Their name is derived from the only sound they make when they're not being killed. (They tend to say things like "Ah, that hurt!" as they die.)
by Dennis October 15, 2003
mugGet the poochoomug.

wrt

with regards to
I'd like to speak to you, WRT the document you sent me.
by Dennis April 29, 2003
mugGet the wrtmug.

jonesing

Exhibiting a strong craving or desire for something eaten, imbibed, or taken as a drug. Comes from opiate culture.
Man, I'm *really* jonesing for a cup of coffee right about now.
by Dennis October 10, 2003
mugGet the jonesingmug.

bad-ass

My friend Tommy. He is a total ass-kicking Mexican.
Tommy from Washington. He is a Mexican.
by Dennis January 12, 2005
mugGet the bad-assmug.

shitbum

a person who lacks the very basic skills of hygiene and posesses a propensity towards laziness and sloth. They tend to have an untidy appearance and have trouble maintaining gainful employment.
Myra had no other option than to divorce Chuck, because he was such a shitbum.
by dennis November 19, 2002
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