deez nuts's definitions

Firetruck

A man long ago with the name of Cristian Cortes, who is addicted to roblox and snapchat, gets no bitches except for sir Charles baslie, and it a complete dumbass it everything he does and is also is gay and extremely racist. He is also very obese with a BMI of 200.3, and he is only 4 feet 1 inch.

Dam bro you don't wanna pull the firetruck over there.

by Deez nuts May 25, 2022

vagcake

New term for the vagina when it's frosted with your special blend

Bro, I had sex last night and she let me make a vagcake! I frosted her good

by deez nuts November 14, 2014

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.

1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.

by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005

butt plug

All I want for Christmas.

It's a crying shame no shampoo bottles are butt plug shaped.

by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005

bojangles

KFC knockoff that is at once, confoundingly, both better tasting and redneckier than KFC, Popeye's or Church's ever dreamed of being.

English: Bo-JANG-les
Spanish: Bo-HAN-glaze
High-Falutin': Bo-JEAN-glay (JEAN as in Jean-Luc Picard).

Let's go to Bo-JEAN-glay and get some buffalo bites so our farts will burn for two days.

by Deez Nuts March 4, 2005

mx

A shortened form of the word motocross.

MX Action Mag kicks ass.

by Deez Nuts September 8, 2004

iono

This is a lazy way of saying the phrase "I don't know," possible when your mouth is full.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Iono bro, hit me up later."

by deez nuts February 5, 2004