by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009
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There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
by deep blue 2012 June 02, 2010
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It is basically a three pronged upside down Y with a circle around it.
It is basically a three pronged upside down Y with a circle around it.
by Deep blue 2012 March 21, 2010
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by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009
Get the christmas orgy mug.people who work for banks, credit card co.s insurances or any place where a lot of money is being scamed from people.
these people have devoted there life to greed and worship of money.
these people have devoted there life to greed and worship of money.
by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009
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A man and woman are playing sex poker Where each sex act is agreed to be equal to ten dollors.
Woman: I see you a fucking and raise you a blowjob.
Man: I will see your ten and raise you another ten.
Woman: I have two pairs.
Man: I have a royal flush. Okay pay up.
Woman: I see you a fucking and raise you a blowjob.
Man: I will see your ten and raise you another ten.
Woman: I have two pairs.
Man: I have a royal flush. Okay pay up.
by Deep blue 2012 September 21, 2009
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