deejaylovesmaddie's definitions

on a boat

the best feeling in the world, usually associated with feeling free and happy.

"dude, i just got an A+ on my science test, i'm on a boat!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

jam

1. to rock it out, let loose, get crunk, party.
2. a yummy spread that goes on toast.

Chase: "Im totally gonna jam today.

Maddie: "I hope you mean the kind we eat, cuz we're out. "

by deejaylovesmaddie December 28, 2009

thats what she said

when you say something and someone else interperates it in a perverted way, they say thats what she said.

"hang on im almost done"
"thats what she said"

by deejaylovesmaddie January 1, 2010

wal-mart

a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.

"darling, we're going to wal-mart"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009

dishwashing

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009