jam

1. to rock it out, let loose, get crunk, party.
2. a yummy spread that goes on toast.

Chase: "Im totally gonna jam today.

Maddie: "I hope you mean the kind we eat, cuz we're out. "

by deejaylovesmaddie December 28, 2009

crispy

perfection to which you cook your toast.

biran: "yo, man, that toast was so crispy"
dj: "it's what i do!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

wal-mart

a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.

"darling, we're going to wal-mart"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009

scatchos

the best food known to man, consisting of skittles and nachos. invented by this really sick kid named maddie. im going to ask her out on friday wish me luck...

"oh, god. maddies so fucking cool. im gonna make her scatchos."
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"

by deejaylovesmaddie October 30, 2009

Jack Skellington

the shit. (see also: bonedaddy)

Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009