Definitions by deejaylovesmaddie

on a boat 

the best feeling in the world, usually associated with feeling free and happy.

"dude, i just got an A+ on my science test, i'm on a boat!"

on a boat by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

jew five 

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.

"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."

jew five by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

sensual man hug 

When two non gay guys hug slowly and sensually for the sake of bonding and laughs.

"Sorry that i just whooped your ass at HALO."
"It's alright. Sensual man hug?"

sensual man hug by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

Hollister 

A store in which preppy, brain drained teenagers flock to to rid themselves of any personal uniqueness and conform to the standards of society therefore forging a secret pact and plotting the destruction of the world (see also: cult).

"DUDE! Did you get a chance to like go to like Hollister this weekend?!"
"Pshyeah. If I didn't that would mean I have an actual personality."
"Did you watch the secret cult video? I'm almost on level thre- I...I mean did you see the new board shorts?"
"Sure did! I'm on level three too- I...I mean yeah they bring out your toned thighs."

Hollister by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

scatchos 

the best food known to man, consisting of skittles and nachos. invented by this really sick kid named maddie. im going to ask her out on friday wish me luck...

"oh, god. maddies so fucking cool. im gonna make her scatchos."
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"

scatchos by deejaylovesmaddie October 29, 2009