deejaylovesmaddie's definitions

love

Something everyone feels obligated to do, but hardly ever does. then they fall in love with the stupidest, most random person, it makes no sense. That person generally does not love them back.
Love is something that will tear you apart in the end, love is something that attempts on a daily basis to rid you of any personal sanity.

Maddie: "Gregg. I love you."
Gregg: "I dont care."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 28, 2009

jam

1. to rock it out, let loose, get crunk, party.
2. a yummy spread that goes on toast.

Chase: "Im totally gonna jam today.

Maddie: "I hope you mean the kind we eat, cuz we're out. "

by deejaylovesmaddie December 28, 2009

wal-mart

a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.

"darling, we're going to wal-mart"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009

Jack Skellington

the shit. (see also: bonedaddy)

Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009

ben affleck

a guy who has the godsent gift to ruin any movie he's in.

Phil: "what's ben affleck doing in this movie?"
Maddie: "ruining it."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 23, 2009

dishwashing

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

butt text

When you accidentally call or text someone when your phone is in your pocket.

Maddie- (on the phone) "Yeah mom, no sorry I didn't mean to call you, my phone was in my pocket. Yeah, bye."
Hunter- "Did you butt text her?"
Maddie- "Yeah."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009