19 definitions by deejaylovesmaddie

scuba diving

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010

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jew five

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.

"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

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butt text

When you accidentally call or text someone when your phone is in your pocket.

Maddie- (on the phone) "Yeah mom, no sorry I didn't mean to call you, my phone was in my pocket. Yeah, bye."
Hunter- "Did you butt text her?"
Maddie- "Yeah."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 15, 2009

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thats what she said

when you say something and someone else interperates it in a perverted way, they say thats what she said.

"hang on im almost done"
"thats what she said"

by deejaylovesmaddie January 1, 2010

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Something everyone feels obligated to do, but hardly ever does. then they fall in love with the stupidest, most random person, it makes no sense. That person generally does not love them back.
Love is something that will tear you apart in the end, love is something that attempts on a daily basis to rid you of any personal sanity.

Maddie: "Gregg. I love you."
Gregg: "I dont care."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 28, 2010

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