deejaylovesmaddie's definitions

sensual man hug

When two non gay guys hug slowly and sensually for the sake of bonding and laughs.

"Sorry that i just whooped your ass at HALO."
"It's alright. Sensual man hug?"

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?

Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010

succulence

a word people overuse to sound sophisticated and or creepy.

Maddie: "mr.witte that science assignment had such a succulence."
Kyra: "Maddie, you're creepy."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

ben affleck

a guy who has the godsent gift to ruin any movie he's in.

Phil: "what's ben affleck doing in this movie?"
Maddie: "ruining it."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 23, 2009

love

Something everyone feels obligated to do, but hardly ever does. then they fall in love with the stupidest, most random person, it makes no sense. That person generally does not love them back.
Love is something that will tear you apart in the end, love is something that attempts on a daily basis to rid you of any personal sanity.

Maddie: "Gregg. I love you."
Gregg: "I dont care."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 28, 2009

Hollister

A store in which preppy, brain drained teenagers flock to to rid themselves of any personal uniqueness and conform to the standards of society therefore forging a secret pact and plotting the destruction of the world (see also: cult).

"DUDE! Did you get a chance to like go to like Hollister this weekend?!"
"Pshyeah. If I didn't that would mean I have an actual personality."
"Did you watch the secret cult video? I'm almost on level thre- I...I mean did you see the new board shorts?"
"Sure did! I'm on level three too- I...I mean yeah they bring out your toned thighs."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

Jack Skellington

the shit. (see also: bonedaddy)

Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009