"The most lol explanation is the truth."
This is from Encyclopedia Dramatica. It means that the funniest, or most "lol worthy", explanation is the truth.
This is from Encyclopedia Dramatica. It means that the funniest, or most "lol worthy", explanation is the truth.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.
You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.
Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.
Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

A Youtube celebrity who became famous for staring into the camera with her huge eyes. Though she looks like she could be Asian, she is really just a weeaboo with really bad teeth who knows Preschool level Japanese.
by deathwish124 May 24, 2009

To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.
by deathwish124 September 07, 2009

Massive tits on a small frame, mostly seen in every anime ever. This is mostly fanservice to people who like to fap to cartoon characters.
I was watching Code Geass the other day and this chick's tits were taking up half the screen. The funny part is she was supposed to be a teenager on the show. I wish that anime tits didn't look so absurd on real girls.
by deathwish124 May 24, 2009

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.
Examples of live twittering...
Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."
At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."
At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."
At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."
At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
by deathwish124 July 03, 2009
