myspace masturbatory aid

A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.

You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.

Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
Porn just won't do it for me anymore, I need Myspace Masturbatory Aid.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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internet sex change

When a person, usually male, on the internet changes their listed gender to the opposite one on some website. Some people only do this for attention, but there are others who feel seriously about it and want to begin living on the internet as the opposite sex since they can't do it in real life.
Did you hear about John's internet sex change? He changed his gender on Last FM to 'female' and has been acting like he has always been a woman. Maybe he has been, it's the internet so you can never be completely sure.
by deathwish124 September 02, 2009
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live twittering

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.
Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
by deathwish124 July 04, 2009
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king faggot

jimmy is king faggot in our relationship
by deathwish124 February 02, 2010
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gank

Short for "gangster" or "gangsta".
That band is so gank.
That shirt is so gank.
That song is so gank.
That guy is so gank.
by deathwish124 August 01, 2009
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anime tits

Massive tits on a small frame, mostly seen in every anime ever. This is mostly fanservice to people who like to fap to cartoon characters.
I was watching Code Geass the other day and this chick's tits were taking up half the screen. The funny part is she was supposed to be a teenager on the show. I wish that anime tits didn't look so absurd on real girls.
by deathwish124 May 24, 2009
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