27 definitions by deathwish124
Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.
Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...
1. A personal attack against someone with that name.
2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...
1. A personal attack against someone with that name.
2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.
2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.
Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.
Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
by deathwish124 May 15, 2009
A fart produced after consuming vast amounts of soda.
Soda Farts are generally loud unless you're suppressing it in some way, but even then they make a rumbling noise unlike any other fart.
They are also known for their length, sometimes lasting several seconds.
Finally, the smell is more putrid than other farts, and will plague your area for a long time after it has been released.
Soda Farts are generally loud unless you're suppressing it in some way, but even then they make a rumbling noise unlike any other fart.
They are also known for their length, sometimes lasting several seconds.
Finally, the smell is more putrid than other farts, and will plague your area for a long time after it has been released.
After drinking large amounts of soda, I released one of the most brutal farts ever. It lasted for nearly 3 seconds, and smelled of death. This is the soda fart that they warned me about.
by deathwish124 April 30, 2009
The last day of the school week for kids and work week for a lot of people with jobs.
Of course, a lot on people still have to work of the weekends, so to them the day only exists to rub in the fact that they have to work on the weekends.
Also, bums like me who don't go to school or work don't care about Friday at all, it's just another day of the week for us to lay around the house.
Of course, a lot on people still have to work of the weekends, so to them the day only exists to rub in the fact that they have to work on the weekends.
Also, bums like me who don't go to school or work don't care about Friday at all, it's just another day of the week for us to lay around the house.
1.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. Shut up, I still have to work tomorrow.
2.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. I don't care about Friday, I just lay around the house like every other day of the week.
A. You're a loser...
B. I know...and I love it.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. Shut up, I still have to work tomorrow.
2.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. I don't care about Friday, I just lay around the house like every other day of the week.
A. You're a loser...
B. I know...and I love it.
by deathwish124 April 25, 2009
In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.
Examples of live twittering...
Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."
At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."
At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."
At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."
At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
by deathwish124 July 4, 2009
jimmy is king faggot in our relationship
by deathwish124 February 2, 2010
Massive tits on a small frame, mostly seen in every anime ever. This is mostly fanservice to people who like to fap to cartoon characters.
I was watching Code Geass the other day and this chick's tits were taking up half the screen. The funny part is she was supposed to be a teenager on the show. I wish that anime tits didn't look so absurd on real girls.
by deathwish124 May 24, 2009