davey's definitions

TheEndruu

One who tries to be funny, often without success.

TheEndruu told a joke, the joke left something to be desired: Funny.

by Davey July 15, 2003

barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.

Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.

by Davey June 5, 2004

Han Solo and Princess Complex

A condition in which two people who hate each other so much can't help but love each other.

Jane and Billy have the Han Solo and Princess complex; I saw them kissing last week after they fought!

by Davey September 12, 2004

roricon

Short for "Lolita Complex" in a pairing. The "lolita" is always female, and the other member of the pairing is always older than the "lolita." The lolita is generally underage.

Person A: Did you read the Albedo/MOMO roricon?
Person B: Yeah, that was really sick...

by Davey December 7, 2003

best effort

Working to one's ability, rather he or she fails or succeeds.

Put in your best effort.

by Davey June 5, 2004

blithe

the ability to make the opposite sex fart when you want them too. On command you can control the flatulence of others.

jerry made elizabeth fart because he has the power of blithe.

by davey February 7, 2004

shotaru

The young person in a shotacon pairing.

If Seifer and Zell are having sex and Zell is 12 while Seifer is 18, Zell is the shotaru.

by Davey December 7, 2003