davey's definitions

ZProtoss

According to everyone else, some fag who plays Starcraft all day and has no life and never goes outside.

ZP needs friends.

by Davey June 5, 2004

barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.

Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.

by Davey June 5, 2004

st00pid

The way "stupid" is spelled by a 12-year-old who plays at least 50 different internet games a week. Believes "l33t" is some divine language and that it should be used by everyone, too bad it's just an excuse for not being able to spell.

u r s0 st00pid ROFL!!! lik omg g3t a l1f3 rOFL!!! I'm c00l!! I 0wn j00! ROFL

by Davey June 5, 2004

best effort

Working to one's ability, rather he or she fails or succeeds.

Put in your best effort.

by Davey June 5, 2004

cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

shea hausen

Daveys boyfriend

bug loveable teddy bear

by davey February 11, 2004

blithe

the ability to make the opposite sex fart when you want them too. On command you can control the flatulence of others.

jerry made elizabeth fart because he has the power of blithe.

by davey February 7, 2004