davey's definitions

son of a fuck

Derivative of son of a bitch. Usually employed to denote extreme displeasure in a person, place, or thing.

In close kinship with a whore.

"Fuck you, you fucking son of a fuck!"

by Davey November 28, 2004

mannequin mode

A state that is reached when one has run out of options. Usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. Usually makes the victim appear as a "mannequin" in a completely frozen position.

Psycho Chico/a: Why was it when I went in to kiss you, you froze?

Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.

by Davey December 4, 2004

quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.

Shut up, you quaker.

by davey April 14, 2006

cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

death

Welcome relinquish from this bullshit

In the darkness we are forming

by Davey January 15, 2004

Bossy

Female genitalia. vagina, cunt.

Man, I totally kicked that girl in the bossy!

by Davey January 25, 2004

mars volta

the product of genre transcendence; fuckoff amazing.

-Hey Brian, did you hear about these guys the Mars Volta who transcended genre?

-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.

by davey January 25, 2004