Definitions by davecolarusso

rape hug 

To be forcibly pressed into a hug, similar to a rape situation. The victim then feels shocked, awed, dirty, stunned, and physically plundered.

Dave was rape hugged by Danielle. He cried himself to sleep.

rape hug by davecolarusso January 9, 2009

jackbarras 

::to pull a jackbarras. To essentially cockblock yourself, or to boxblock a woman.

while home on coast guard leave, a Andrey was fadiddling Mary's hooha, when for some reason unbeknownst to us and to Mary, he stopped before she reached climax. therefore pulling a jackbarras

jackbarras by DaveColarusso February 16, 2008

east hampton sorbet 

When you take a dump in a box, and send it overseas to the troops. Made popular by Jon Stewart while mocking the governor of Kansas.

When Andrey found out that Donny had joined the army, he immediately sent him an east hampton sorbet

east hampton sorbet by Davecolarusso January 30, 2008

Testicular Eclipse 

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.

Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.

Testicular Eclipse by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008

cludist

someone who constantly wants to get naked for no good reason

Matt: dude, i think dave is a cludist, he keeps cockslapping everyone in the room

Tom: watch out!! he's making another pass!!

cludist by Davecolarusso January 25, 2008

rape hug 

To be forcibly pressed into a hug, similar to a rape situation. The victim then feels shocked, awed, dirty, stunned, and physically plundered.

Dave was rape hugged by Danielle. He cried himself to sleep.

rape hug by davecolarusso January 17, 2008

rape hug 

To force a rape-like hug upon an unsuspecting victim causing the latter to feel shocked, awed, dirty, vulnerable, and very physically plundered.

Dave was rape hugged by danielle. He then cried himself to sleep.

rape hug by davecolarusso January 14, 2008