mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

warhorse

A term referring to an old, retired military man.

"I'm not a colonel anymore...I'm just a retired ol' warhorse."
-Colonel Campbell, MGS

by Dave April 01, 2004

Lord-Mustang

Mentally retarded person with small penis

OMG your a Lord-Mustang

by Dave February 28, 2003

brown spider rider

One who engages in the pleasure of the anus.

Richard Fairbrass.

by Dave October 11, 2003

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 26, 2003

phelch

The act of one licking the sperm out of the asshole after one has done the other tight up the ass.

Whe he realized his tight asshole was driping with sperm, he made me phelch him.

by dave March 18, 2003

two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.

Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.

by Dave May 07, 2003