dave's definitions

F.B.I

fry bread inspector....a damn hard job but someone has to do it!

While at pow-wows, I like to tell people (whites) that I am "with" the FBI....

by dave November 29, 2003

quality control

An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.

"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny!"
-me

by Dave January 28, 2007

FART

Fathers
Against
Rude
Television

"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me

by Dave October 15, 2006

touchhole

the small hole in the breach of a black powder rifle or cannon used to ignite the charge.

by dave October 17, 2003

nazi

An acronym for National Socialist; from the German NAtionale soZIalist.
Refers to members of the National Socialist party, or anything to do with the National Socialist party.

"The Nazis" is much easier than saying "The National Socialist Party" in essays about 1930's Germany.

by Dave May 13, 2005

jaf

A cool dude

That blokes a jaf

by Dave February 3, 2003

Sucked in

Mean spirited Australian (or at least Melbourne) schoolyard slang to express one's enjoyment over a friends misfortune or suffering. Similar to the German word 'schadenfreude'.

Person 1: Shit man, my...my dad just died!
Person 2: Bwahaha! SUCKED IN!

by Dave April 4, 2005