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Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
by Dave September 12, 2003
mugGet the Assmonkeymug.

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.
General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
by Dave November 18, 2003
mugGet the Barrow in Furnessmug.

ItBurn

Oh my GOD! Did you see the ItBurn on that woman?
by Dave December 31, 2003
mugGet the ItBurnmug.

GI Jane

A hack toward ANYONE wearing military clothing.
SOME JACKOFF : "Lookit that fucker; he looks like GI Jane."
ME : "Go fuck yourself."
by Dave January 6, 2005
mugGet the GI Janemug.

Soap Dodger

generally found in council estates in large british cities,liverpool ,manchester,birmingham and in particular,the east end of glasgow.these "soapdodgers" follow the fortunes of glasgow celtic(see tims)and are well known to steal from they're own filthy kind.
"check out those filthy,schemie,jakey rat shagging,tim fucking soapdodgers.filthy cunts!"
by dave May 23, 2003
mugGet the Soap Dodgermug.

word on the streets

Popular belief. Often ghetto terminology for this meaning.
SETTING : IN A SCHOOL
"I heard you don't know what a cat is."
"What?"
"Word on the streets."
"It was a joke."
by Dave January 30, 2004
mugGet the word on the streetsmug.

the attraction

a mess of punky hardcore goodness comming straight at your ass from bucks county and new jersey
damn the attraction was a hot band
by dave December 16, 2003
mugGet the the attractionmug.

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