dave's definitions

Spongebob Squarepants

Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.

What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"

by Dave November 13, 2006

sixth sense

The sixth sense is probably a sense exclusive to one person, and one person only. All humans possess the other five senses, which are sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch. But the sixth sense is whatever that person's special gift is, and is often a paranormal capability, such as seeing dead people.

"Seeing dead people, reading minds...what is YOUR sixth sense? What is mine? Well, I don't have one. -_- "
-me

by Dave January 8, 2005

Yanni

A great musician. Doesn't talk though.

"Well, I never heard his voice anyway."
-me

by Dave February 1, 2004

perty

Southern pronunciation of the word "pretty".

"You got perty hair..."

by Dave January 15, 2004

sand-nigger

Racial slur toward an Arab person.

"Better a nigger than a sand-nigger."
-me

by Dave November 1, 2004

Snake Eyes

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.

"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004

Cock barf

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.

That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.

by DAVE December 2, 2003