by Dave April 04, 2004
Derived from, and similar in meaning to punchcard and community cum dumpster, but usually more emphatic. A punchcard in its original meaning was a piece of paper with a certain number of marked spaces representing a benefit, usually a meal or transit ride. When it was used up ("all its holes punched"), it was discarded.
"Community punchcard" is almost always applied to girls and women who are promiscuous to an extreme; rarely applied to boys or men outside the gay community.
Among musicians, a term applied to a groupie who stays in one city and sleeps with band members and crews as they come through.
"Community punchcard" is almost always applied to girls and women who are promiscuous to an extreme; rarely applied to boys or men outside the gay community.
Among musicians, a term applied to a groupie who stays in one city and sleeps with band members and crews as they come through.
1) "He married her? Shit, she's just a community punchcard!"
2) "She came to class with a trickle of cum on one leg. She is such a community punchcard."
3) "When the band stopped in Honolulu all the roadies would bang Wanda, she was the community punchcard."
2) "She came to class with a trickle of cum on one leg. She is such a community punchcard."
3) "When the band stopped in Honolulu all the roadies would bang Wanda, she was the community punchcard."
by dave July 04, 2004
by Dave July 08, 2003
1> a commonly used phrase used in conversation about "bangable" chicks
2>a set standard of required cuteness, intelegence and overall amazingness of a person.
2>a set standard of required cuteness, intelegence and overall amazingness of a person.
ex.1
dude 1:whoaaaa look at her
dude 2:cat dapurdyyyy
dude 1:huh?
dude 2:in other words "hott ass mutha fucka"
ex. 2
dude 1: i met this girl last night, shes cute, funny, sweet, and really hyper
dude 2: pffft i bet shes no cat dapurdy
dude 1:whoaaaa look at her
dude 2:cat dapurdyyyy
dude 1:huh?
dude 2:in other words "hott ass mutha fucka"
ex. 2
dude 1: i met this girl last night, shes cute, funny, sweet, and really hyper
dude 2: pffft i bet shes no cat dapurdy
by dave April 14, 2005
The flag of the United States of America.
Although there ARE too many around the nation these days, I still have this to say : if you don't like it, or hate America so much, then FUCK OFF.
Although there ARE too many around the nation these days, I still have this to say : if you don't like it, or hate America so much, then FUCK OFF.
by Dave March 27, 2004
by Dave May 19, 2004
The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.
The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.
The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.
Non-infected person
Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.
Infected person:
.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*
Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.
Infected person:
.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*
by Dave January 09, 2005