gaj

a stupid little shit who can at times be moderately funny

stop being such a GAJ!!!

by dave December 03, 2003

smear campaign

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".

"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

bgs

see Butt Geiser Surpriser

Can I interest anyone in a round-robin double elimination BGS tournament?

by Dave February 12, 2004

Rin

An adorable little girl in the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

"Rin is so cute. ^_^"

by Dave January 15, 2004

whupass

A can you would open up to kick someone's ass. Metaphorically.

Really it means, basically, to beat someone up.

"Boy ah' tell you what, if you hit that there snooze button one more time, ah'm goh have ta' open up a can'uh whupass, and you know ah'm goh do it too."
-a cowboy who threatens me if I don't wake up, after hitting the snooze button on my clock four times

by Dave March 28, 2004

plane

1. v. for a flying object to strike a stationary object.

1. that bird just planed the shit out of my windshield.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.

by dave September 14, 2004

Are You In The Army?

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

by Dave November 04, 2004