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20

"twehn-tee"
"twuhn-tee"
"tweh-dee"
"twuh-dee"

*The 20th number in the infinite line of numbers, whether positive or negative.

*The most common dollar bill, also the one to receive upgrades to fight theft & counterfeit, etc.

*When you hit age 20, you have one more year left to finally be able to legally drink and buy handguns.

*The number of words you can send to Urban Dictionary per day.
"20 is a common number, especially thanks to the banknotes."
-me

"I can't wait to be 21. I'm 19 though."
-me

"Why Urban Dictionary!? WHY!?!"
-me
by Dave September 10, 2004
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switch

1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.

2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.

3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.
"Get yur ass outside to get a switch, or I'll pick one out for'ya!"
by Dave January 6, 2004
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Smeagle

To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.
by Dave February 2, 2004
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the way it oughta be

When a foosball match has come down to the wire and the score is 9 to 9.
Man this is so bitchin, i love it when the game is the way it oughta be.
by dave March 25, 2003
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gators

2004-2005 NCAA SEC Champions and National Champions.
Seminole fan: Dadgum damn ol' Gators dadgum always win, dadgumit!
by Dave June 27, 2004
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cunnilingus

An art; the art of using your mouth to give sexual satisfaction to a woman's vagina.
"I want to practice cunnilingus so bad...^.^ lol"
by Dave April 23, 2004
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ramen

rah-mehn

Some damn good eatin'! Comes in countless flavors and two packagings (either a cup or a bag....or even a whole box of either one!). It's also quite inexpensive! ^_^
"The part I don't get is that, although ramen is japanese-origin, ramen is defined in my japanese dictionary as 'chinese noodles floating in broth'. Chinese noodles are called 'lo mein', and are very different from ramen (they often aren't in broth)...then again, unlike my brother, I haven't tried 'Tokyo Ramen'; I have Maruchan. There's much to learn.....especially about food. ^.^"
-me
by Dave February 11, 2004
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