dave's definitions

yuppie

Term coined in the 80s, describing a certain demographic of Young Updwardly-mobile Professional as found in cities and fast-paced business environments.

Yuppies differ from your bog-standard "business man" due to their relatively young age, their blatant arrogance, bloody-minded ambition and the fact that they care more about their work and making money, than the fact that everyone thinks they are a complete twat.

Any of the characters in American Psycho

by dave July 23, 2004

penis breath

Breath one has that is equal to or stronger than the smell of a dick.

Elaine brushed her teeth with my dick and has the breath of penis smell.

by Dave October 29, 2003

SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

by dave January 9, 2004

crosshair

Two rabbits crossed one over the top of the other.

The secret region of lost pirates - the gay region, where they have a pink flag with two white crosshairs and a white skull.

by Dave October 14, 2003

Bungie

A videogame company generally credited for developing the infamous Halo series. They are actually owned by Microsoft, making them a second-party developer of games. Bungie's ultimate goal is world domination.

"Is Bungie's goal REALLY world-domination?"
"...uh, that's what they say."

"Bungie makes kick-ass games and I like them, but wouldn't it be nice to live in a world where there are other game companies?"
-me

by Dave November 16, 2004

pissmonkey

Just another run-of-the-mill insult word! ^_^

"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"

by Dave January 16, 2004

Binocs

Short for "binoculars", which are basically hand-held magnification visors. Binoculars also come in a WIDE variety of styles and capabilities, not to mention magnification power.

"What do you see there?"
"I don't know. I'm gonna use my binocs."

by Dave June 21, 2004