dave's definitions

Brother me into

The act of using ones race to coerce another of the same race into performing an action.

I cant believed he tried to "brother me into" a job

by Dave April 18, 2003

jank

Caribbean. Marijuana cigarette. Joint.

Come on man, let's go smoke this jank

by dave June 12, 2004

Canada

A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )

Canada is not for sissys.

by dave May 13, 2005

Propper

A clothing company. They make military-issue clothes of different kinds, for civilians.

"I have a BDU and boonie that were made by Propper."
-me

by Dave September 16, 2004

Ryne

To think its funny to hurt people becuase your penis is so small you think it will make you a big man to show someone else up.

He had a big ego and went around being Ryne to persons.

I dont care for that kid he's just too Ryne too often.

by Dave July 25, 2006

marijuanero

Spanish. A person who uses marijuana. Stoner.

Si, me gusta Jorge, el es un verdadero marijuanero. (Sure I like George, he's a true stoner)

by Dave June 12, 2004

honku

A "honku" is a haiku poem about cars and traffic. Anything that drives you crazy while in or around cars, traffic, and the American motoring experience is fodder for a honku.

When the light turns green
like a leaf on a spring wind
the horn blows quickly

by Dave August 13, 2003