dave's definitions

halo2

Possibly the most boring game ever created. Much was expected from this game, but little was delivered. It still has the smallest arsenal of any shooter ever(excluding it's predesecor), and the multiplayer levels are still unimaginative. Some multiplayer levels are much too confusing, and some are just plain old open fields. There is no in-between. The only level that makes for a good time is Battle Creek. If your going to play this game, be sure to take a pillow because your sure to fall asleep due too boredom.

When everybody else fell asleep from playing Halo2, us real gamers busted out the N64 to play Goldeneye a.k.a. the good shooter game.

by Dave December 4, 2004

the shocker

2 in the snapper, one in the crapper

ummmmm, yeah...

by dave July 18, 2003

Flamealchemist

An annoying yet funny member of thesato, flamealchemist was inspired by Vashyro's 1337ness to pick up the bass. Flamealchemist worships Vashyro like god and voted for him aswell. He would consider himself Vashyro's eternal rival, but is nowhere near as 1337. He gets an F in PE and wants to become a Senator.

Flamealchemist: 'I am going to be such a 1337 bassist, I'm gonna get a Musicman Stingray, just like Taira!'

Vashyo: '1337 my ass, first come to three times my level, then start saving.'

by Dave April 9, 2005

eats

Ghetto terminology for "food".

"I need some eats."

by Dave January 14, 2004

communism

AKA : dictatorship

"Communist nations are dictatorships these days. This is because communism is such a pain that there will always be a form of corruption. There will always be someone who will fight the communist powers, and will ultimately use his newfound freedom, and almighty power, to rule the nation as he pleases.......all this is why communism is evil."
-me

by Dave June 14, 2004

American Revolution

See Revolutionary War, which was:

America (the fledgling British colony)
VS
Great Britain (the great empire)

"There are posers who want to start another 'American Revolution' by killing all republicans and, essentially, spreading anarchy."
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

Altama

A company that manufactures top-quality boots for our nation's armed forces. They design boots that are adaptable to urban, jungle, and desert scenarios.

"I'm going to invest in some Altamas."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004