1382 definitions by dave

Churchill smoothie

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.

"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."

by dave April 20, 2005

roll deep

Used to describe having sex with a fatty.

Last night I was so hard up I had to roll deep.

by dave December 16, 2004

pancake masturbator

A person that pleasures him or her self with a pancake. Offten gets off to pictures of aunt jamima.

Nickel is a crazy pancake masturabte.

by dave October 20, 2003

tesicle tyrant

A gay guy or a skank that like to suck balls.

Oh, man, Elton John is such a testicle tyrant....

by dave July 6, 2003

going pharmacy

Going postal, but in a pharmacy after getting too many complaints about high copays.

John totally went pharmacy on Mrs. Glick after she bitched that he couldn't her 8 prescriptions ready in 2 minutes

by dave March 17, 2005

nickel and dime

Traditionally used as part of the larger phrase "To be nickled and dimed to death", referring to the undesired price of upkeep for a certain item. More fundamentally, it refers simply to seemingly hidden ongoing expenses which, over time, add up to a large expense.

That POS Ford is nickle and diming me to death.

by dave June 24, 2004

swag

Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."

This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.

by dave January 10, 2005