shit for brains

verizon wireless, thinks they can charge me for roaming when the phone screen says "verizon" on it
by DAVE December 12, 2003
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hic

Short for "hiccup".
"I got the hics right now...*hiccup*..."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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old

Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.
"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me

"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"
by Dave March 26, 2004
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estoc

*German sword used for stabbing, similar to a rapier.
*A term referring to an erect penis. Supposedly.
"Yep, estoc, he has an estoc."
-friend of mine in 10th grade
by Dave March 16, 2004
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twat pack

this is another term for fanny pack and you can often fill it with cock
melly: i got a new twat pack the other day and some prick filled it with cock
by dave February 21, 2005
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AK-74

A variant of the most popular rifle built by the legendary Mikhail Kalashnikov.
The AK-74 is basically an AK chambered for the 5.45x39mm round, which is supposed to be similar to the 5.56x45mm NATO round that America and its allies use in their assault rifles (such as the M16 series and M4 carbine); as opposed to the AK-47 being chambered in the 7.62x39mm round. Reports indicate that this rifle is less accurate than the M16, but because the AK-74 doesn't have so many inner moving parts, it is easy to disassemble and maintain.

On another note, the AK-74, like its cousin '47, is a commonly blackmarketted weapon by various terrorist factions, mostly in third world nations like Arabia.
"On another note, because of terrorists blackmarketting his weapons, Mr. Kalashnikov is upset about inventing the AK-47, so much that he, supposedly, said, 'I wish I invented a lawnmower....*sniff*'. Naw it's not YOUR fault, beloved commie. lol "
-me
by Dave January 30, 2004
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beach scarring

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.
"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."
by dave March 28, 2003
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