dave's definitions

gradoo

Miscellaneous cruft or garbage. Colorful Southern term for schmutz (Yiddish), crud (Yankee) or other
unwanted marks, spots or streaks on a copy. Sounds like a contraction of "gratuitous doodoo", not as dangerous as the "deep doodoo" that plagued George the First, but equally annoying. See gradeau

Computer language: The syntax is clean, except for this gradoo in the join statement.

by Dave March 9, 2004

shiitake

shee-tah-keh

A Japanese-origin mushroom, which is even used in various food styles.

"Don't know what shiitake tastes like, but I can assume it tastes like common mushrooms."
-me

by Dave June 23, 2004

pocket artillery

A term referring to, often a handgun, that is extremely powerful.

"A S&W M686 .357 Magnum revolver is pocket-artillery, and sometimes used by Navy SEAL's. Oh, and a Desert Eagle .50AE is pocket-artillery as well."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

Force XXI

Force 21

A revolutionary new type of training program being experimented with by the US Armed Forces, particularly the Army.

"Eventually when youngsters grow up to join the Army they'll be put through the Force XXI's VR simulations and stuff. It sounds better than live exercises, but is it good enough to train soldiers via videogames? Maybe, maybe not. I like videogames though. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Grady

A simpleton. Idiotic at best. Inbred moron.

You stupid Grady.
I hate you Grady.

by Dave December 14, 2004

shumpuzee

A fat male who eats fastly with his mouth open.

Jared is a shumpuzee who ate his lunch in less than 5 minutes.

by Dave March 5, 2004

shooting star

when u fist a girl up the pussy then when its in there you extend all ur fingers out wards

i almost killed a girl giveing her a shooting star last night.

by dave January 24, 2005