dave's definitions

shitwig

Someone who has a bad haircut.

Oi, Shitwig. What you up to tonight?
(Usually used when refering to mates)

by Dave August 13, 2003

marijuana

meh-rih-wah-nuh
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh

An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down

......and MANY more terms.

"I don't smoke marijuana, especially ever since the first time I got ripped in early May 2002. It fucks with one's mind...I don't need that."
-me

by Dave April 2, 2004

scope

Any type of tube-shaped lenses for the purpose of magnifying vision. There are numerous types; sometimes binocs are called scopes.

"I use this term to refer to rifle-scopes really."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.

I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!

by Dave November 20, 2003

slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.

Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.

by Dave April 20, 2005

Jankee

A person from the North who moves to the South and tends to display Yankee behaviors.

Dave is such a Jankie

by Dave March 8, 2005

ass chugger

Someone who likes to chug ass; perhaps someone gay.

George Bush is such an ass chugger

by Dave May 9, 2003