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neshach

the fucking neshach is on the phone again
by Dave May 13, 2005
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Jimmy Walker

A black dude who used to say, "DYNOMITE!!!"
"*claps hands* DYNOMITE!!!"
-Jimmy Walker's character on that one show, I forget the name, but it was shown on an episode of Family Guy
by Dave February 17, 2004
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railgun

A type of weapon that is capable of discharging projectiles at unbelievably high velocities. In this day and age, a railgun is capable of firing a projectile with such velocity because it can use electromagnetism.

Railguns are the future of how nuclear weapons can be launched. Nuclear missiles usually undergo 4 phases, some of which have problems....but with a railgun, there are less required phases, and it's apparently inexpensive! And that's not even the scariest thing.....you know how nuclear missiles are shot down? It's because nuclear missiles burn propellant, and interception technology can pinpoint it, and shoot down the incoming nuke with ease....however, with a railgun, the missile doesn't have to burn any propellant, and therefore it is INVISIBLE!!
Thus, railguns are capable of launching nuclear missiles that can be considered "invisible nuclear missiles"....the thought of that is VERY frightening. And yet, strategic and effective.
"The railgun technology was popularized not just by Quake, but particularly by Metal Gear Solid. Metal Gear Rex, in MGS, has a right arm that is a massive railgun."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.
"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."
by Dave September 19, 2003
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Pen15

This stands for P-E-N-I-S..As you can see the 15 at the end of pen15...the 1 resembles the "i" and the 5 resembles the "s". Lots of grade schoolers ask about, "do u have a pen15?" they say that its a pen, so when they say "no" they start to humiliate the person. This is a very imature act.
Yo sup? hey do u have a pen15?
WHAT?!? whats a pen15
oh its a kewl pen, all the boys have them
u serious?
well, do u have 1?
NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by Dave July 16, 2003
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the red button

"During the Cold War there was much fear about whether or not we'd really have to use the red button."
-me
by Dave September 28, 2004
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joojoobs

A type of soft, chewy, succulent candy, often fruit-flavored.
"Ralf, from Ed, Edd'n'Eddy, likes joojoobs."
by Dave March 26, 2004
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