dave's definitions

double-dragon

any style of debauchery. Or anything that is done twice.

"Yeah, I knew I didnt have enough money to pay for two movie tickets, so I had to buy only one ticket and double-dragon my girlfriend in through the back door of the theater."

Bill:"Damn! your girl is smokin'! Does
she have a sister?"

Bob:"Yeah, she has a twin!"

Bill:"NO WAY!!" "Double-Dragon!!!"

by Dave June 12, 2003

procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

by Dave March 22, 2005

Qweburlie

this word means nothing, but can be interjected into a sentence to confuse people or to see if they're really listening.

So, what the hell -Qweburlie- happened back there?

by Dave November 3, 2004

Choad

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.

"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."

by Dave October 6, 2004

fat-angst

general anger caused by being fat

that hulking behemoth that sits in front of me in class scares me with her fat-angst

by dave March 22, 2005

capisce

Italiano for "get it?", or "understand?", or "do I make myself clear?". Used commonly by mafioso people.

"This is your first and final warning. Don'tchu ever, and I mean ever, do that again. Capisce?"

"Everything but capisce."

by Dave March 28, 2004

overpatriot

A type of patriot who uses racism as means of expressing patriotism.

"An overpatriot would be like, 'America rules! Fuck the frogs, fuck the krauts, fuck the chinks!'."

by Dave January 14, 2004