Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
by Dave May 24, 2005
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shiss

Form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.
Matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet
by Dave April 07, 2003
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wizzywig

WYSIWYG

What You See Is What You Get
"..........it's an internet term."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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Evansophilia

Complete addoration of the body of an 'Evans@ for no reason as there has never been an apparent one.
Mr T. Evans loves himself
by Dave June 13, 2003
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special forces

A common term referring to a soldier who is part of a special ops group, from the US Army's Rangers to the US Navy SEAL's. Counterterrorist units are also special-forces.
"Look at all those soldiers out there in Iraq."
"Actually those are Rangers."
"Oh...special-forces?"
"Absolutely. Special-forces are the ones who fight wars these days."
by Dave September 13, 2004
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slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.
Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.
by Dave April 21, 2005
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jumpr0n

What you say on Alpengeist on the first drop, and second inversion.
OFMZGOMFOZGMZ MATT, JUMPR0N!!!!11111112.
jumpr0n.
by Dave June 28, 2004
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