Definitions by dave

shmarl 

a real awesome event/thing/object

dave the shmarl

shmarl by dave January 11, 2004

BLUMF 

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

BLUMF by Dave January 10, 2004

tight 

1. close together or without flexibility
2. a term used by preppies to mean that something is cool or awesome (special rule: if you don't want to sound like a silly preppy, then you MUST follow tight up with the word vagina whenever you use it in the awesome context(this rule was created by my man, colin lamb))

1. these pants are so tight my balls cant breathe
2.a(preppy). those shoes are TIGHT!
b(not preppy). those shoes are TIGHT.... vagina!

tight by Dave January 9, 2004

SMOE 

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

SMOE by dave January 9, 2004

cunting 

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.

man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck

cunting by dave January 9, 2004

pussydukt 

whatever you want it to mean.

your backyard.
the computer you're sitting at.
tan's small dick.

pussydukt by dave January 9, 2004

scoom 

A rather posh way of pronouncing the word skum

look at that shite over there he's the lowest of the lowest he's skoom

scoom by Dave January 8, 2004