dave's definitions

Donut Fuck

A general term used to describe any situation in which one encounters a narrow, well fortified entrance to a base or camped area.

There's a sniper at the end of that donut fuck (a.k.a. hallway).

by Dave November 13, 2003

Hisary Miff

south england way of sayin fair enough

Jim: im so bored, i think i might go beat up some midgets to ease the boredom
Mike: Hisary miff!

by dave February 26, 2004

camel-toe

What is a camel toe ?
camel toe is the tight V shape made by her panties or tight fitting shorts and jeans.
Notice the way it shows off her crotch? Well, that's a CAMEL TOE or cameltoe.
What cause's a camel toe ?
Officially that issue is still open to debate. Some say
camel toe is caused from wearing very tight clothing, or excessive
Intercourse. :-), etc. But really the issue is the labia's them selves
being to long or asymmetrically shaped, and of course tight
clothing is only going too enhance the cameltoes appearance.
Is showing your camel toe a Bad thing?
Of course not. Just as many women have one Breast that is
slightly larger than the other one.
(NOT that were knocking women or anything.)
Personally at camel toe we feel if a woman has a cameltoe.
She should show it off. Because NOW having a camel toe is
a trendy thing. Just as pet rocks and mood rings use to be.

That's a
camel toe or as some say cameltoe.

by Dave September 7, 2003

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

japanemoticons

Japanese computer emoticons.

^_^ happy
-_- not so happy
>_< angry
o_o shocked

"I use japanemoticons because they look more cute and expressional."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

SS-20

SS-20 Saber-Class

A Soviet nuclear missile.

"It's hard to find pictures and names of specific nuclear weapons. -.-' "
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

chick

*A beautiful woman.
*Any type of woman.

"I met this one chick the other night....man she was ugly!"

by Dave January 14, 2004