dave's definitions

chick

*A beautiful woman.
*Any type of woman.

"I met this one chick the other night....man she was ugly!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

SS-20

SS-20 Saber-Class

A Soviet nuclear missile.

"It's hard to find pictures and names of specific nuclear weapons. -.-' "
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

japanemoticons

Japanese computer emoticons.

^_^ happy
-_- not so happy
>_< angry
o_o shocked

"I use japanemoticons because they look more cute and expressional."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

beef

*Another term for "fart".

*A term representing a grudge.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^ comes in hamburgers and even big fat steaks. I hear that deer tastes better though.

"....but people from India must think we're a bunch of psychotic lunatics (seeing as how, duh, beef comes from cows, and how cows are sacred in India). -_-' "
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

chadding

the act of giving yourself oral sex

"Have you ever given yourself a chadding?"

by Dave April 27, 2006

case

Noun: 1. A 24-pack of beer. 2. NOT any other increment of beer.

1.I picked up a case of Miller Lite for the party.

2. Loser: I picked up a 30-case of beer for the game tonight.
Normal Person: Dude, you mean you got a 30-PACK for the game.
Loser: No dude, it's a 30-case.
Normal Person: You're a fag. A case is 24 cans of beer; NOT 6, 12, 18, or 30!

by Dave May 1, 2005