dave's definitions

velveeta cheetah

a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.

I was working the bar and whipped up a velveeta cheetah for my pal Vern.

by Dave May 13, 2005

lamb hangings

See beef curtains.

by Dave October 11, 2003

blasphemer

a regular of urbandictionary.com

just look up Jesus..

by Dave June 10, 2003

cool beans

WWII-era version of "cool". Used as an indication of agreement or liking.

"Cool beans!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

titses

This is a funny miss spelling of the word tits. This can offten me seen in porn IMs. Also a type of mamel.

I enlarged my titses come see!

by dave October 16, 2003

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

Sauoce

Verb ~ To get a bitch off your nuts.
Spanish (Alex C. Estrella ~*!21!*~)

Teacher ~ Alex, do your work.
Alex ~ SAUOCE!

by Dave January 14, 2005