dave's definitions

munt

To have sex with a dead body, when at the point of orgasm another person jumps onto the belly of the corpse, causing its innards to squirt out all over your cock.

Let's find a dead lady so we can have a good, old fashioned munting

by Dave November 24, 2003

going the distance

Completing something despite hardships.

Carrying out a task or duty, usually with the connotation that it is arduous in some way.

We thought he wasn't going to make it, but he went the distance.

by dave June 24, 2004

Jeff Hardy

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.

Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.

by dave April 2, 2005

california steamboat

guy sucks a girls dick

i gave your mom a california steamboat

by dave December 15, 2003

Flaming Lips

*A kick-ass band.

*A women having PMS.

*Burning lips.

"What? They call the labias lips."
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004

HK21

Machinegun developed by Heckler & Koch. Variable clip amount. Chambered for 7.62x51mm NATO.

A replacement, among others, for the M60 machinegun. It is fast-firing & somewhat-accurate.
There is also the HK23, which is chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO, and also has a shorter barrel.

"The HK21 is my machinegun! ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 4, 2004

simpsons

A Brilliant, funny show which has sadly since become mainstream, like all of FOX's new "shows". The general concensus of regular simpsons fans agree that it became this sometime around the 2001-2002 season(season 12). Occasionally, there is a standout episode, however.

The Simpsons was easily the funniest thing on TV until Family Guy came out.

by Dave August 20, 2004