nuculer strategery

George W Bush's attempt to make a better America. It's a joke I like to say from time to time, in a stereotypical southern accent. I like Bush in real-life, but seriously, it is fun to rip into his accent and how he makes up words. ^_^
"George W Bush, and his nuculer strategery program, do solomnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of Amurica!"
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004
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SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000
That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!
by dave January 09, 2004
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Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.
Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*
by Dave March 22, 2004
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Metal Gear

*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.

*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.
"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me

"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "
by Dave April 16, 2004
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w00t w00t

A dumbass Yankee fan who is an embarassment to himself and other Yankee fans. Has an alter-ego, hockeyfreak, a dumbass Red Sox fan
w00t w00t is a fucking dumbass
by Dave September 22, 2004
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pizzle

Ghetto terminology, inspired by Snoop Dog (spell?), replacing the word "piss".
"Hey my nigga I'll be right back, I gotsta take a pizzle."
"Fo shizzle my nizzle."
by Dave September 23, 2004
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squizzum

Squizzum (n): 1) the desolate, bittersweet remains of the bottom of a beer; 2) the bottom inch of spittle in a coke can

Background: Comes from that latin Squi- meaning bitterness and then snoop dogg's -um added to every word to make it fly
I was madnessing when I discovered that the only drink left was a squizzum.
by Dave November 01, 2004
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