darkness's definitions

jackwipe

A box of kleenex that sits by your computer desk/nightstand, and it runs out within days. Even when you don't have a cold.

Damnit to hell, I'm out of jackwipe. I guess my sock will do.

by Darkness December 1, 2004

Hispanic

1. People of Spanish descent.

2. A synonym for angry.

3. A soon-to-be Crayola color.

1. Are Mexicans Hispanic?

2. I would be Hispanic too after my ex took back my PS2.

3. Light-skinned Black people turn Hispanic in the wintertime.

by Darkness May 5, 2005

kansas city kick start

to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt

John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.

by DARKNESS July 16, 2015

FAW

Bad at quake 3

w,a,s,d lol

by darkness April 5, 2003

FAW

The eater or the major burnanator burger

munch munch

by darkness April 5, 2003

woo ball

1. An action and/or phrase used when pitchin woo.

2. The "object" thrown when pitchin woo.

1. You hit her hard with that last woo ball.

2. I think I done pitched my last woo ball.

by Darkness May 6, 2005

one forty

The act of astonishment at the price of a popular brand of household crisps.

That will be £1.40 - ONE FORTY!!!!!?

by Darkness November 29, 2004