Definitions by darkmyst

cordial 

A cheap form of juice.
Usually comes in sachets or in concentrate form.
Cordial is a good way to save money if you're planning to buy juice for a huge group.

Yo gran, can you make me some cordial?

cordial by darkmyst September 21, 2005

extasy 

See ecstasy

Extasy is another word for ecstasy, usually people who can't spell ecstasy spell it like extasy for short

Smart person : Ecstasy

Dumb person : Extasy

extasy by darkmyst September 20, 2005

desert 

Africa is a desert.



Example :

Me: Whats in Africa?

Friend: Desert.

desert by darkmyst September 19, 2005

trademe 

A marketplace for New Zealanders to buy and sell online..

Its like A New Zealand Ebay.

Lets go to trade me...

Types in "www.trademe.co.nz" in address bar..

yay, I'm on trademe.

trademe by darkmyst September 19, 2005

spotting

A unique way of smoking marijuana. Put two kitchen knives on a stove/oven/something really hot. You warm the knives up until they're very very hot, then you get both the knives (Make sure to wrap the part of the knife where you'll be grabbing it. Then, Get a little glob of weed, preferably about 1/2 of a bud then make sure it sits/sticks to one knife then crunch the weed with the flat part of both the knives, this should produce a large amount of smoke. Make sure theres a cut bottle for the smoke to raise into, then when its full, suck all the smoke out.. Its probably one of the strongest ways of getting high.

There maybe other definitions to this way of smoking it, but this is the name used in New Zealand.

Bob : I saw this chick spotting when I went to her house the other day?

Me: Oh true did you have some spots?

Bob : Hells yeah they fully fu*ked me up!

spotting by darkmyst September 19, 2005

it wasn't me 

Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.

Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...

it wasn't me by darkmyst September 19, 2005

syco 

Short term for Psycho

People who can't spell Psycho say syco.

Person who can't spell psycho : Yo dis syco caem up to mi nd sht mi in da fec fr splln so bdly.

Me : Good, but obviously you haven't learnt your lesson.

syco by darkmyst September 19, 2005