24 definitions by darkmyst
by darkmyst June 19, 2006
Person who can't spell psycho : Yo dis syco caem up to mi nd sht mi in da fec fr splln so bdly.
Me : Good, but obviously you haven't learnt your lesson.
Me : Good, but obviously you haven't learnt your lesson.
by darkmyst August 29, 2005
A bag of weed worth $50. Common saying in New Zealand. Does not mean people who can't spell say this.. its just safer to say fiddy then fifty.
Girl : Can I buy some weed?
Vijay : I only have fiddy bags...
Girl : Oh, how much do fiddy bags cost?
Vijay : I only have fiddy bags...
Girl : Oh, how much do fiddy bags cost?
by darkmyst May 1, 2006
Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.
Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
by darkmyst August 29, 2005
A lazy boy is a type of couch which is really really comfortable.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.
by darkmyst August 31, 2005
You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl without even thinking about it. Like when you see a ugly chick, you think about it "Would I do her?"... But if its "In a second"... No thinking... Just straight up wam wam!
*Bri'ish girls walk past shayne*
Shayne : Holy crap! IN A SECOND!!
*Gay men walk past*
Snep t3h pwnz : IN A SECOND!! OMFG WAFFLE RAFLS
Shayne : Holy crap! IN A SECOND!!
*Gay men walk past*
Snep t3h pwnz : IN A SECOND!! OMFG WAFFLE RAFLS
by darkmyst August 29, 2005
Alcohol shots that aren't meant to be shots
Like Wine, beer, or anything ridiculous like that, people tend to take shots with all sorts of alcohol as it is a good way of seeing how much you can drink.
Ugly shots are usually used by young snot nosed kids thinking they're cool, but some people do it for the fuck of it. Also see shots
Like Wine, beer, or anything ridiculous like that, people tend to take shots with all sorts of alcohol as it is a good way of seeing how much you can drink.
Ugly shots are usually used by young snot nosed kids thinking they're cool, but some people do it for the fuck of it. Also see shots
"Man, why do we have to do ugly shots!?"
"Dude, just do it alright, i've had like 39 beer shots so far but I still don't feel anything."
"Dude, just do it alright, i've had like 39 beer shots so far but I still don't feel anything."
by darkmyst January 24, 2006