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"Oirish" is a term coined by amused Irish natives to describe anything associated with the tourist cult of Ireland that paints it as the land of shamrocks, blarney stones, leprechauns, and Guinness.
It can also be used to describe anyone who despite many generations in the new world and questionable Irish ancestry constantly proclaims themselves to be Irish. This can range from an innocent baseball cap with a shamrock on it to a drunken twit in a kilt idiotically greeting everyone with a faux accented "top o' the mornin' to yah laddie".
It can also be used to describe anyone who despite many generations in the new world and questionable Irish ancestry constantly proclaims themselves to be Irish. This can range from an innocent baseball cap with a shamrock on it to a drunken twit in a kilt idiotically greeting everyone with a faux accented "top o' the mornin' to yah laddie".
Phill : Oh look it's J. do you see that the twit brought himself a shillelagh.
Robert : Yeah I see. It's great little costume he has there you'd almost think the oirish twit was auditioning for a part on Ballykissangel.
American Tourist : Put a Shamrock in Me Guinness.
Bartender : ::Tosser::
Robert : Yeah I see. It's great little costume he has there you'd almost think the oirish twit was auditioning for a part on Ballykissangel.
American Tourist : Put a Shamrock in Me Guinness.
Bartender : ::Tosser::
by Darker March 31, 2011
Get the oirishmug. The term "whorebag sally" can be used to describe a variety of different females that one might encounter in the day to day hustle and bustle of life. It is fundamentally synonymous with the terms "slut", "whore", and "skank", but adds in the definite class of using a compound term which other listeners may not understand. It also allows for one to pretend knowledge of a girls name without actually having said information potentially making the user look like a stud.
Roger : Check out the HB in the dress over there.
Dodger : Fucking right Whorebag Sally for the win.
Roger : You know that girl ?
Dodger : Naw, she's just a Whorebag Sally. It happens to be the hip way to say "slut" these days. You lower class peon.
Roger : ::Stunned Silence::
Dodger : Fucking right Whorebag Sally for the win.
Roger : You know that girl ?
Dodger : Naw, she's just a Whorebag Sally. It happens to be the hip way to say "slut" these days. You lower class peon.
Roger : ::Stunned Silence::
by Darker July 23, 2010
Get the Whorebag Sallymug. Conceptually; a hog slam is considered to be a equivalent to a slump buster. You find a girl who is lower than you on the proverbial totem pole of life and you fuck her.
Randall : Did you fuck Bipolar Betty again ?
Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.
Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.
Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.
Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.
Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.
Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.
by Darker April 23, 2010
Get the hog slammug. CE is an acronym for "casual encounters" a section of the popular trading website craigslist. CE represents to the rest of the world a place where sexual favors are exchanged for the lowest level of implied commitment. It is typically infested with single moms, prostitutes, transsexuals, and jailbait who are all vying with each other to trap Mr. Scumbag USA into an LTR (Long Term Relationship) with the promise of NSA (No Strings Attached) sex.
Justin : Dude my fucking sac itches and I think I got herpes on my face.
Frank : Well you shouldn't have fucked that chick from CE dude.
Justin : Yeah, I mean it was cool that she was really into anal, but I probably should have known better.
Frank : Sometimes you have to think about what you don't want before you think about what you want.
Justin : Sage advice.
Frank : Well you shouldn't have fucked that chick from CE dude.
Justin : Yeah, I mean it was cool that she was really into anal, but I probably should have known better.
Frank : Sometimes you have to think about what you don't want before you think about what you want.
Justin : Sage advice.
by Darker January 21, 2010
Get the CEmug. She's fat. She's crazy. She's legally bipolar. She is a "Bipolar Betty". "Bipolar Betty" is a term that can used to describe any of the countless number of fat insane girls that a person has to deal with at work or at school. Typically, your local Bipolar Betty will be found either making an inordinate amount of noise or sobbing loudly. She will have NO emotional middle ground. It's either all on ON or all OFF. She will also be huge. We're talking not just a plumper, but the full pork pie. Interact with at your own risk.
Barry : Dude you've gotta see this fucking retard we got working the help desk, she's a real fucking Bipolar Betty.
Winfield : You mean legally?
Barry : Hundred percent dude she got this job on an anti-discrimination beef.
Winfield : Dude that fucking sucks. I had a Bipolar Better two years ago in R&D and if she hadn't OD'ed on Aspirin we'd probably be the next division to getting canned. I mean individually she brought the whole workplace down. People who loved this job were leaving at 4:30 just to get away from her. It's just one of those things you know ... God shit on that person.
Barry : Funny that you mention God.
Winfield : Why?
Barry : She's a Mormon this week.
Winfield : Ha. Joseph Smith didn't see this one coming magical seeing stones my ass.
Winfield : You mean legally?
Barry : Hundred percent dude she got this job on an anti-discrimination beef.
Winfield : Dude that fucking sucks. I had a Bipolar Better two years ago in R&D and if she hadn't OD'ed on Aspirin we'd probably be the next division to getting canned. I mean individually she brought the whole workplace down. People who loved this job were leaving at 4:30 just to get away from her. It's just one of those things you know ... God shit on that person.
Barry : Funny that you mention God.
Winfield : Why?
Barry : She's a Mormon this week.
Winfield : Ha. Joseph Smith didn't see this one coming magical seeing stones my ass.
by Darker April 28, 2010
Get the Bipolar Bettymug. Johnny Deeper is a fictional young boy who appears in a number of sexually explicit anecdotes referred to as "Johnny Deeper Jokes". These stories are passed around elementary school age males, and may to many represent first exposure to sexually themed humor.
Most stories center around the character Johnny Deeper fornicating with teachers or being vulgar in the classroom; hence the series enduring popularity with the age group. Some jokes are very simple and play only off Johnny's surname, while others, far more complex, just represent Johnny as a vulgar, but ultimately innocent and loveable elementary school student.
Most stories center around the character Johnny Deeper fornicating with teachers or being vulgar in the classroom; hence the series enduring popularity with the age group. Some jokes are very simple and play only off Johnny's surname, while others, far more complex, just represent Johnny as a vulgar, but ultimately innocent and loveable elementary school student.
Little Johnny Deeper's mother comes home and catches him on his girlfriend and yells, "Johnny Deeper" and Johnny replies "Gee Mom, I'm in as deep as I can go".
by Darker August 11, 2010
Get the Johnny Deepermug. Derived from the video game "Half Life 2" a "manhack" is a small flying drone armed with three sharp blades that would chase the main character, Gordon Freeman, around during the early levels of the game. This term has been adapted in recent years to describe any AI or remote controlled roto-craft such as helicopter or quadrocopter that is out of human control.
::Two guys in a field::
Guy 1 : So I just got the new firmware uploaded to my co-pilot chip lets try it out.
Guy 2 : Shouldn't you test that out with the engine control unit unplugged?
Guy 1: Fuck you guy.
::1 minute later ::
Guy 1 : Ahhhh manhack!
Guy 1 : So I just got the new firmware uploaded to my co-pilot chip lets try it out.
Guy 2 : Shouldn't you test that out with the engine control unit unplugged?
Guy 1: Fuck you guy.
::1 minute later ::
Guy 1 : Ahhhh manhack!
by Darker November 29, 2010
Get the manhackmug.