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Only having one partner/mate, and you only write in a romantic or sexual context on and off of the timeline with that one partner. When writing with others it is platonic.
by Darker September 30, 2020
Get the Exclusive (Role Play)mug. During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009
Get the Number two happy mealmug. A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.
Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
by Darker December 1, 2010
Get the Ghetto Black Friday Salemug. The term "whorebag sally" can be used to describe a variety of different females that one might encounter in the day to day hustle and bustle of life. It is fundamentally synonymous with the terms "slut", "whore", and "skank", but adds in the definite class of using a compound term which other listeners may not understand. It also allows for one to pretend knowledge of a girls name without actually having said information potentially making the user look like a stud.
Roger : Check out the HB in the dress over there.
Dodger : Fucking right Whorebag Sally for the win.
Roger : You know that girl ?
Dodger : Naw, she's just a Whorebag Sally. It happens to be the hip way to say "slut" these days. You lower class peon.
Roger : ::Stunned Silence::
Dodger : Fucking right Whorebag Sally for the win.
Roger : You know that girl ?
Dodger : Naw, she's just a Whorebag Sally. It happens to be the hip way to say "slut" these days. You lower class peon.
Roger : ::Stunned Silence::
by Darker July 23, 2010
Get the Whorebag Sallymug. A reference to the television show "Torchwood", a "Captain Jack" refers to a problem solving technique in which a party seduces every person between themselves and their goal.
Captain Jack Harkness: "The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners."
Captain Jack Harkness: "The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners."
Lucy : I can't believe I blew my professor and only got a "B".
Darcy : Well you know he doesn't even submit the grades. It's the teaching assistant that does that, and you should probably should also have fucked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.
Lucy : Hey, I don't think I could stand going full "Captain Jack" just for a good E-Sci grade. It's not like it was a core class. Besides, my TA was girl and she wasn't pretty.
Darcy : Sometimes you gotta take one for team Lucy.
Lucy : True that. My main skill is that I'm a massive slut.
Darcy : Well you know he doesn't even submit the grades. It's the teaching assistant that does that, and you should probably should also have fucked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.
Lucy : Hey, I don't think I could stand going full "Captain Jack" just for a good E-Sci grade. It's not like it was a core class. Besides, my TA was girl and she wasn't pretty.
Darcy : Sometimes you gotta take one for team Lucy.
Lucy : True that. My main skill is that I'm a massive slut.
by Darker August 4, 2011
Get the Captain Jackmug. An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.
Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.
Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.
Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.
Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?
Larry : Furious masturbation?
Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.
Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.
Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.
Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?
Larry : Furious masturbation?
Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.
Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
by Darker January 21, 2010
Get the furious mastrabationmug. An individual who due to a combination of disturbing appearance and an apparant lack of social graces is preordained to become a creeper in later life.
Jean : Hey Jen check out the creeplet.
Jen : What the fuck is creeplet?
Jean : That werido over there. I mean right now -- he just looks outa place, but give him five years and beer belly, and he'll be all like creepy uncle on every girl in this bar.
Jen : What the fuck is creeplet?
Jean : That werido over there. I mean right now -- he just looks outa place, but give him five years and beer belly, and he'll be all like creepy uncle on every girl in this bar.
by Darker August 23, 2009
Get the Creepletmug.