East Bay slang term, indicating familiarity with and affection towards any given subject. Can also be used in the negative, as in "I'm SO not friends with that" to express distaste for the subject. Similar to being down with that.
"Stay home and smoke a blunt with you instead of going to school? I'm hella good friends with that."
"Dude, they wanted me to stay until midnight, sitting on my thumbs. I'm NOT friends with that."
"Dude, they wanted me to stay until midnight, sitting on my thumbs. I'm NOT friends with that."
by Danny Delinquent December 04, 2003

"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
by Danny Delinquent December 09, 2003

"Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"
"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."
"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."
by Danny Delinquent December 09, 2003

by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

To not do anything of particular significance. Can range from running miscellaneous errands around town to doing household chores to freestyle loafing.
by Danny Delinquent March 03, 2004

An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.
"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."
by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

"So I said, 'how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?' She said, 'How many?' I said, 'Three. One to take out the old bulb, one to put in the new one, and one to suck my dick."
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
by Danny Delinquent December 04, 2003
