27 definitions by danno

free beer

beer that is without compensation... Usually a sign of good luck.

"I just got a bunch of free beer"

by danno March 28, 2005

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by danno July 14, 2018

cafetorium

A cafeteria that has the capability of the tables folding up into the walls or just being a multi-purpose room.

"Let's go to the cafetorium for dinner and get some ass-fries."

by danno November 23, 2004

black and white chap

A badger (Meles meles). Often used in cirlces where the word "Badger" carries superstition, in much the same way that thespians use the term "the scottish play" instead of macbeth.

see also Alan Shearer and queer fella

"it is very seldom that a black and white chap follows the Green Cross Code"

by danno May 28, 2004

ass-fries

French Fries with the ridges on them that taste like ass and came be found at your local college cafetorium.

"Oh Man Ass-Fries for dinner again, wtf"

by danno November 23, 2004

there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by danno April 6, 2005