danno's definitions

silver tuna

An object that is better than all of the other ones in it's category.

In Home Alone as Harry was driving along showing Marv the neighborhood he had checked out for houses to rob, they pulled out to the McCallister residence Harry: pointing to the McCallister house That's the one, Marv, that's the silver tuna.
Marv: Oh, it's very gee.
Harry: Very gee, huh? It's loaded. It's got lot's of top-flight goods. Stereos, VCRs...
Marv: Toys?
Harry: Probably looking at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoard. Odd marketable securities... Who knows. It's a gem. Hand me a crow bar. Crow bars up.

by Danno April 8, 2008

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

Elija

Coolest guy in the old testiment... Look him up...

Some Guy: Aw crap... I just lost the hammer in the river!

Elija: Relax Guy, Take a rest fella...

Some guy: Ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!

Elija: *Uses powers imparted by God to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer*

by Danno March 28, 2005

Slackers

A ridiculously funny movie about cheating in college.

Have you seen slackers?
No.
Are you stupid?
Yes.

by Danno April 6, 2005

pastrami flaps

Low term for a womans vaginal lips.

"Damn bitch! Those are some nasty fuckin pastrami flaps!"

by Danno March 21, 2005

nawz

an all powerfull gas that makes a ricers car run 10's.

"Just tune the nawz up a bit and you'll run 10's"

by Danno March 21, 2003

dick dog

A derogitory term used twords a person or object.

Man your ride is dick dog!

by Danno March 20, 2005