daniel's definitions

emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.

John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.

by daniel October 3, 2004

chapo

Chapo:a hat,usually described with this word by rich girls mothers,often times used to desribed the mental bond between me and shaina

"Nice chapos,very stylish!Would you like some caviar"

by Daniel October 22, 2004

Gose

Gose is the word of love.
It means 'cuddle'.

Daniel likes to gose with people.

by Daniel March 5, 2005

homestarrunner

really stupid white thingy that talks and has no hands

paul

by Daniel March 11, 2003

Bare ass fart

When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.

"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"

by daniel December 14, 2004

cellardoor

I agree with both of you but i think the point was more the complexity and multiple meanings of the joining of these two words, which was also the cause of its beauty

by daniel August 17, 2003

cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups

The worst insult you can give to a girl that has given you the worst head ever.

You give head so bad youre like a cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups!

by Daniel March 23, 2005