daniel's definitions

job-skanking

1) To pursue multiple job applications and offers, usually all at the same time.

2) To be employed in a series of different jobs in quick succession, usually only staying for a short time at each of them.

Often engaged in by persons employed in McJobs.

Graeme is desperate for cash so he has to go job-skanking to pay the rent

by Daniel June 1, 2004

sniggles

A sniggle sniggle's is to hug ( huggle ) snog and laugh ( giggle )

Hey babe lets have a sniggle.

by Daniel June 5, 2004

gimparoid

Gimparoid, Like a gimp but of a robotic sort i.e. droid robot

r2d2 your a gimparoid

by Daniel June 5, 2004

munging

Boring dead people

*boom tish*

Having sex with a newly exhumed corpse of either sex

by Daniel June 15, 2004

drowning head

An extreme type of sinking head. VERY wide and narrow. Similar to Arnold's head on the cartoon "Hey, Arnold!" Known to drown; very dense.

"Hey, Arnold!"
"What?"
"You have a drowning head!"
"Really? Then, dump me in the river and see if I really drown!"
"Okay!"
Arnold drowns and dies, much to the dismay of Helga.

by daniel June 17, 2004

soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.

The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...

by daniel June 17, 2004

whaddauuuuuuuuptosickunt

Asking what you are doing.

Hey hey! Whaddauuuuuuuuptosickunt?

by Daniel June 23, 2004