dangerous dave's definitions

Jacknifing

when you bend a dog in half and stick your knob in its mouth while someone else does it in the poopchute with a strap on. This way you and the other person can rub rusty sherrifs badges.

I jacknifed my collie last night. I think he might of liked it.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

grab my arm

the other arm.
MY other arm.

Just break the wrist, walk away...

by Dangerous Dave March 29, 2005

try to hit me

I said, come over here and see what happens if you try to hit me

besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter

by Dangerous Dave March 24, 2005

djembe

originally: traditional african drum
really cool pronunciation (jim-bay) allows for usage in almost any situation.
Other forms:
n - djembeity

v - to djembe (past - "djembe'd")
can mean any number of things. Primarily "to be owned" or "to be pwned"

adj - djembeic

"DJEMBE!!!"

"Dude did you see the djembeity of those threads?"

"--Did you see that dis?"
"- Yea, he got djembe'd!"

by Dangerous Dave February 19, 2005

A-Town

Also used for Arlington, VA. Part of Nova. Like Annandale only cooler. Just outside of D.C.

Big it up to all da peeps in A-Town

by Dangerous Dave February 14, 2005

wicked

Very cool, awesome. As seen on The Ali G Show.

"I boned me Julie last night."
"Yo, wicked! Total respek."

by Dangerous Dave February 13, 2005

dig

An insult. Usually a low blow.

"I boned yo momma last night"
"Snap dawg, dat was a dig!"

by Dangerous Dave February 13, 2005