dangerous dave's definitions

scrumping

Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

canna

Shortened vernacular for ganja innit.

Oi blud pass us that canna we can mix in innit
Isit bruv?
Yeah Mate.

by Dangerous Dave December 9, 2004

wicked

Very cool, awesome. As seen on The Ali G Show.

"I boned me Julie last night."
"Yo, wicked! Total respek."

by Dangerous Dave February 13, 2005

insuperable

Incapable of being overcome.

"Much as I'd love to play shortstop for the Yankees, my age is an insuperable barrier to realizing any such dream," grandpa remarked.

by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

intrepid

Fearless and bold; brave.

Spaceman Spiff is an intrepid explorer of space.

by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

djembe

originally: traditional african drum
really cool pronunciation (jim-bay) allows for usage in almost any situation.
Other forms:
n - djembeity

v - to djembe (past - "djembe'd")
can mean any number of things. Primarily "to be owned" or "to be pwned"

adj - djembeic

"DJEMBE!!!"

"Dude did you see the djembeity of those threads?"

"--Did you see that dis?"
"- Yea, he got djembe'd!"

by Dangerous Dave February 19, 2005