When the train ground to a halt yet again, one passenger began to inveigh angrily against the transit system and the people who ran it.
by Dangerous Dave June 08, 2005
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by Dangerous Dave February 14, 2005
A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.
Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".
by Dangerous dave February 08, 2012
Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time
Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.
by dangerous dave April 13, 2005
When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard
by dangerous dave April 14, 2005
Impoverished; needy.
The Wall Street Crash of 1929 left many a wealthy speculator as indigent as the proverbial church mouse.
by Dangerous Dave June 08, 2005