1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
by Danfield January 15, 2007
Get the crustacean transportationmug. Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."
by Danfield May 10, 2008
Get the Stanley front loadermug. 1. Colloquial abbreviation for "cock dock".
2. The act of anchoring one's unit to a person or object, especially for an extended period of time.
3. To figuratively obstruct one's flow or generally f*ck things up.
2. The act of anchoring one's unit to a person or object, especially for an extended period of time.
3. To figuratively obstruct one's flow or generally f*ck things up.
Thomas: "Did you see Evelyn from accounting last night on the corner of 48th and Weston dressed up like a ho?"
Richard: "Yes, I did notice that."
Harrison: "Boy, I'd like to c-dock that."
"William, I was quite enjoying Philip's t-funkshun until your gay ass showed up and c-docked the whole thing."
"Patrick, you are simply jealous because my gay ass is the shiznit."
Richard: "Yes, I did notice that."
Harrison: "Boy, I'd like to c-dock that."
"William, I was quite enjoying Philip's t-funkshun until your gay ass showed up and c-docked the whole thing."
"Patrick, you are simply jealous because my gay ass is the shiznit."
by Danfield January 10, 2007
Get the c-dockmug. Thomas: "Did you see Pat's new plaid sports coat?"
Richard: "OMG, it makes my eyes cross."
Harrison: "Yes, it is gawful."
Richard: "OMG, it makes my eyes cross."
Harrison: "Yes, it is gawful."
by Danfield January 15, 2007
Get the gawfulmug. one who willingly surrenders to an act of self-degradation, generally through the act of desperate, rigid sexual contact
Thomas: "I heard that Marcia from accounting showed up at Martin's for the GBW."
Richard: "That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, she is definitely a Cornwallis."
"Make love to me, William. I am your Cornwallis."
"You certainly know how to set the mood, Patrick."
"I know. Now grab the whips and chains."
Gentleman, steer clear of Paris. She is not only the crustacean transportation but also a Cornwallis...the city, I mean.
Richard: "That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, she is definitely a Cornwallis."
"Make love to me, William. I am your Cornwallis."
"You certainly know how to set the mood, Patrick."
"I know. Now grab the whips and chains."
Gentleman, steer clear of Paris. She is not only the crustacean transportation but also a Cornwallis...the city, I mean.
by Danfield January 17, 2007
Get the Cornwallismug. v. used only in the past and past perfect tenses.
1. To administer violent sexual contact, usually to the rectum.
1. To administer violent sexual contact, usually to the rectum.
Samantha was expecting a quiet, romantic evening with Mitch, little did she know that she would get struck.
"Another dick move like that, and you're gonna get struck."
"Did you see the bruises on Lance's arms, Vince?"
"Oh my god, yes, Tim, he must have gotten struck last night."
"Another dick move like that, and you're gonna get struck."
"Did you see the bruises on Lance's arms, Vince?"
"Oh my god, yes, Tim, he must have gotten struck last night."
by Danfield August 07, 2006
Get the struckmug. Ass Managed Bitch
someone who is willingly under the authority of an ass manager and from this derives a sense of identity.
colloquial
one who is subject to the jurisdiction and whims of a pimp.
ho, slut, whore
someone who is willingly under the authority of an ass manager and from this derives a sense of identity.
colloquial
one who is subject to the jurisdiction and whims of a pimp.
ho, slut, whore
THOMAS: "Did you notice how cheerfully Rudolph complied with the retardistic ravings of that Ass Manager, Stevens?"
RICHARD: "I did happen notice that."
HARRISON: "Yes, Rudolph is an A.M.B."
You ain't nothin but an A.M.B.
RICHARD: "I did happen notice that."
HARRISON: "Yes, Rudolph is an A.M.B."
You ain't nothin but an A.M.B.
by Danfield August 15, 2006
Get the a.m.b.mug.