1). (Noun): Slang for marijuana.
2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.
3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”
Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).
It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.
For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.
Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.
3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”
Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).
It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.
For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.
Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
1). “Just got a pound of the boof, brought that shit straight to the booth.”
-XXXTENTACION on “Look at Me!”
2).
“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”
3).
Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”
Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”
Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”
Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
-XXXTENTACION on “Look at Me!”
2).
“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”
3).
Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”
Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”
Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”
Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
by danasp_42 October 14, 2023
Opioid withdrawal that is brought on by abuse of the plant Mitragyna Speciosa (otherwise known as kratom).
Kratom contains the naturally occuring drugs Mitragynine and 7-OH-Mitragynine, both of which are mu-opioid agonists. Because of this activity on opioid receptors, this herbal drug induces short but euphoric highs as well as a pretty nasty withdrawal if use is discontinued after a few months of daily usage. This withdrawal is known as “Kratom flu.”
Some users say it isn’t as bad as the dope flu you get from oxy or heroin, some say it’s worse. In my experience it’s pretty shitty either way.
Kratom contains the naturally occuring drugs Mitragynine and 7-OH-Mitragynine, both of which are mu-opioid agonists. Because of this activity on opioid receptors, this herbal drug induces short but euphoric highs as well as a pretty nasty withdrawal if use is discontinued after a few months of daily usage. This withdrawal is known as “Kratom flu.”
Some users say it isn’t as bad as the dope flu you get from oxy or heroin, some say it’s worse. In my experience it’s pretty shitty either way.
Friend: Why are you yawning bro?
Me: My state made mitragynine a schedule I controlled substance so I think I’m coming down with the kratom flu.
Friend: Try ordering some tianeptine because that’s somehow still perfectly legal!
Me: My state made mitragynine a schedule I controlled substance so I think I’m coming down with the kratom flu.
Friend: Try ordering some tianeptine because that’s somehow still perfectly legal!
by danasp_42 December 07, 2021
Dealer: “Yo do you fuck with uptown?”
Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”
Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”
Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”
Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”
Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”
Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”
by danasp_42 April 17, 2020
The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 03, 2020
Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.
Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess
Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess
Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
by danasp_42 October 06, 2018
Boy Pussy oil spill: When you pull out of your tight twink and they leak diarrhea. Would not recommend.
by danasp_42 August 25, 2019
The mother of all drug combinations. This is when a person takes LSD, MDMA, alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, prescription opioids, prescription amphetamines (substitute for meth if you’re bummy) (or cocaine if you’re rich which you aren’t) as well as some Benadryl to kill nausea.
This combo is not meant to be attempted by anyone who isn’t a professional drug addict.
If done right the stimulating effects of the Molly, Acid and rX stimulants should completely override the sedation caused by the alcohol, Benadryl and Opioids making you feel completely sober.
Honestly you will probably overdose but think of how cool you will feel?
This combo is not meant to be attempted by anyone who isn’t a professional drug addict.
If done right the stimulating effects of the Molly, Acid and rX stimulants should completely override the sedation caused by the alcohol, Benadryl and Opioids making you feel completely sober.
Honestly you will probably overdose but think of how cool you will feel?
Friend 1: I am so high, I am candyflipping right now off of a gel tab and a Tesla pill!
Friend 2: *unresponsive*
Friend 1: I wish I was cool enough to flatline flip
Officer: What did your friend take? Be honest, we are trying to save his life?
Me: He.. He was flatline flipping.
Officer: Holy shit cool
Friend 2: *unresponsive*
Friend 1: I wish I was cool enough to flatline flip
Officer: What did your friend take? Be honest, we are trying to save his life?
Me: He.. He was flatline flipping.
Officer: Holy shit cool
by danasp_42 June 17, 2020