dan's definitions

Donkey Kick

When one plants there hands into the ground and then kicks into the air with there feet. Both feet at the same time. If you hit someone in the chest when doing a donkey kick, you have greatly succeded. Perputated by Jack Black.

Do a Donkey kick in his face yo!

by Dan March 29, 2004

under armour

Lightweight performance apparel popularized in the breakdown by Big E and his iron pumping friends, including JT the rookie and Coach. They participate in a supervised after-hours tackling club in a warehouse, and do not appreciate Cheese stopping by in a Cotton XXL shirt. They started this thing and are just trying to prevent everyone from bringing them down.
The house is paramount

Will you protect this house?
I will I will
Under Armour!
Woo!

by Dan November 24, 2003

slowe

(Verb) The extension of the pinky finger while grasping or holding an object. Often refered to as being a feminine or gay grasp.

Look at that kid slowin' it.

by Dan April 1, 2005

made

a clothing line owned by the twin brothers from Good Charlotte, Benji and Joel Madden.

"Nice MADE shirt!"

by dan April 15, 2004

shnitfukls

1)a shitty-like mood, a crappy way of life
2)an exclamation when you find out that you have no life
3) oh shit!

holy shnitfukls, i crapped my pants!

by dan January 22, 2004

fresh & fruity

When, during doggy-style copulation, the male switches from the vagaina to the rectum & back again.

Steve gave me a fresh & fruity last week, and now I have a horrible vaginal infection. OW!

by Dan February 6, 2004

sweet dealz

Refers to a great deal. Popular with whiteys who try and be black.

Dan - "I got some pussay last night bro"
Matt - "Sweet dealz fuck!"

by Dan January 18, 2005