dan's definitions

moopheus

a cow who wears sunglasses and a green tie. Greatest character in the history of cartoon propaganda.

"Go to themeatrix.com and see Moopheus"

by Dan December 24, 2003

True Jedi

A total crack head who smokes pot all day every day, and goes by the name of 'Danny Wellhung'.

'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'

by Dan December 19, 2003

black angus

a type of beef that comes from a breed of black hornless cows from Scotland

I'll order the black angus steak please.

by Dan April 5, 2004

emo boy

the common misconception of "emo boy" is "guys who arent AFRAID to show emotion". i assure you that no man is AFRAID to show emotion, everyone shows emotion. Emo kids tend to overexaggerate any sort of misery they may come upon. and try to make the whole world feel sorry for them. emos are also the result of mindless teenage zombies who cant stop feeding from MTV's manufactured cool. Emo is what happens when no one knows whats cool anymore, so they just combine everything from all the social fads since 1983. emos should be made fun of, and beaten because they are asshats who have failed at non-conformity by conforming to the non-confimity stereotype. they all wear tight, dark clothing and listen to shitty repetative music.

Emos suck, cant we just go back to good ol` 1999 when "wigger" was the fad?

by Dan July 18, 2006

DA

- Meaning The
- Meaning Yes (russian)

Da you may fuck me in da ass.

by Dan April 8, 2005

charver

A scruffy sod who wears a fake burberry cap and is always forcing money or fags outta people. If your not a charver your not supposed to live (according to them) they're all hrad with their mates but wen they by themselves they are soft cunts

by Dan October 24, 2003

wix

when something is cool, or approvable

"im got me the new nofx cd today"
"wix"

by dan August 4, 2003