santa job

It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.
"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
by Dan January 24, 2005
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properly

we were properly going man
by Dan August 20, 2003
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Landfill Media

noun
1. Any sort of printed, transmitted or otherwise easily recievable media that caters to the lowest, worst common denominators. 2. Yellow journalism of the worst kind detailing the lives of the rich and famous but offering no merit or newsworthy information at all. 3. A Tv Program showing pretty rich people being naughty or otherwise being thrust into hackneyed, ridiculous contrived situations.
"Survivor" is the nothing but pure landfill media and the thought that anyone really cares about the outcome makes me want to vomit.
by Dan January 11, 2004
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Mediterraneans

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...
Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.
by Dan December 06, 2003
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chillvasion

a bomb snowboarding trip in which you travel out of state
by Dan December 25, 2004
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chav earring

well, a chavs earring rests on the shoulders of the chav, a large hoop is generally well accepted, it has to be fake gold usually bought from the local jewellers shop which most items appear to be stolen in the first place and of gd girth
you could train a dolphin thru those luv

cor boy, those earrings r mustard
by dan May 02, 2004
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dupie

Remember to wipe your dupie.
by Dan August 10, 2003
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