dan's definitions

assflag

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.

That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.

by Dan September 23, 2003

cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.

That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!

by Dan September 23, 2003

brown-eyed ninja

One who is a master of the brown eye. Can stealthily attack from behind with a thrusting motion.

Why does Brett have to be suck a brown-eyed ninja?

by Dan September 23, 2003

blink182

i dont get this, music is suppose to be a personal thing, doesnt matter what others think, and what they do think shouldnt influence what you like and dislike...blink 182 sell outs? nahhh punk? maybe...good? yup... everyone to insecure about what other people think....fuck yeah

people who care what others think about them and change themselves to fit in = posers

by Dan September 25, 2003

Mintman

A small sweaty nerd who lives in england, who spends most of his free time at the computer and has never been laid

Stop being a Mintman and get a life

by Dan September 27, 2003

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

Homestar Runner

That doofus who can't remember his lines. Ever.
www.homestarrunner.com

"There was this one time I saw Homestar Runner punch a kitten in the throat! No, seriously!"

by Dan September 29, 2003