dan's definitions

Jobular

Lacking in a athletic ability.
May alos be refered to in lacking acedemic ability

"That was quite a jobular shot, you missed the net my 20 feet"

by dan December 2, 2003

fried cabbage

cabbage that is fried

fried cabbage

by dan December 3, 2003

Rear Admiral

while banging someone in the ass managing to
successfully maneuver them around the room without bumping into any
furniture

"Last night i achieved rear admiral status with this slam pig."

by dan December 5, 2003

ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.

I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.

by dan December 5, 2003

Mediterraneans

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...

Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.

by Dan December 5, 2003

Doja

A smooth-sounding funky -soul band from Las Vegas with the Valdez brothers on vocals.

Did you hear the slick drummer on the Doja CD?

by Dan December 7, 2003

Frip

Harp nipples, see also diamond cutters

The cool breeze cause jenn to have frips.

by dan December 8, 2003