Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dan

cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.

That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!

cocksmack by Dan September 23, 2003

Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

Penis by Dan September 20, 2003

Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!

I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!

Con the Fruiterer by Dan September 20, 2003

The speaking of English with a dutch accent. Results in the use of 'fazher' for 'father', 'toight' for 'tight', and 'toiger' for 'tiger'.

"I'm sorry - I don't speak freaky deaky dutch" - Dr. Evil, 'Goldmember'

freaky deaky dutch by dan September 15, 2003

sleezey, trashy, underhanded, no good, con artist

DirtyDan by Dan September 14, 2003

f0gg0 : yo man i heard that bopmi crew is tight
orph : yeah pity they wont let you in!!!! har har

bopmi by Dan September 2, 2003

Extreme gaming expert. Hardcore gamer. Pro gamer etc..

Also a type of fish.

You are Potski.

Potski by Dan September 1, 2003