dan's definitions

chi

The popular abbreviation of Chichester in West Sussex.

Are you going out tonight?
Yeah I'm gawin dahn chi

by Dan March 15, 2005

Rynthar

To poke a half-asleep or sleeping victim with ones morning wood.

As I was stretching after just waking up, I poked my sleeping girlfriend in the back with my morning wood.

by Dan August 10, 2003

hot 103

A radio station in Winnipeg that plays a lot of music made for girls aged 8-18 and middle aged women.

DJ: Up next, the same songs we played 2 hours ago. Hot 103 you source for the same 21 songs!!! <insert typical sound clip here>

by Dan March 8, 2007

emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.

my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.

by Dan February 16, 2005

Fusey

An event/party that takes place in a basement and contains lively music.

Dude that was a sweet fusey goin on last night.

by Dan November 13, 2003

ducktard

A ducktard is basically a fucktard, excpet that you get a pretty funny visual after calling them a ducktard.

You are a ducktard. (Then you snicker to yourself the immage of their head on a retarded ducks body.)

by dan July 25, 2004

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004