h4t

When a person loses there treasurous hat, and really wants it back and starts to cry about it.

When Joe lost his hat he was all pissed off at first, but then started to cry about it by saying..

"Whoevers got my pickey hat gimme it back"
"Whoevers got my pickey hat gimme it back"
"Whoevers got my pickey hat gimme it back"

So I (Dan) dragged him through the IT room, 2 times and ripped his shoes off his feet, and realised he has being wearing the same socks for 2 months.

To the present day, Joe is still without his 'h4t' (Hat) it was pickey style

by Dan January 27, 2004

zebrahead

A white guy who exclusively dates people with extremely dark skin like Indians, Orientals, Mexicans, Arabs, First Nations and Blacks.

Brian is a zebrahead, his girlfriend is Lebanese

by dan July 26, 2003

office space

the movie, that really is a metaphor for life. You can't work all the time, you can't always follow the same routine. You sometimes need and event hence the death of the hypnosis doctor, to make you have a life change, to make one's life more meaningful

"It's not just about my dream of doing nothing, It'a about all of us"

by Dan March 20, 2005

emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.

my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.

by Dan February 16, 2005

Rynthar

To poke a half-asleep or sleeping victim with ones morning wood.

As I was stretching after just waking up, I poked my sleeping girlfriend in the back with my morning wood.

by Dan August 10, 2003

worm

An apprentice on an oil drilling crew.

We need to change out the drill bit. Get the worm over here to help you trip the pipe out of the ground.

by Dan August 15, 2008

Spock

Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"

"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"

by Dan November 25, 2003