dan's definitions

fukin joey

pertaining to someone acting like a soiled prophilactic device.

Dave's just bought another £27000 beemer in midnight blue. wot a fukin joey.

by dan April 4, 2003

Sleep

code word for sexual relations between two people

I was not feeling well because of sleep withdrawl

by Dan March 8, 2002

faeg

It's the new cool word for "fag", or even "farg"

Dan: omg! you are SUCH a faeg
Sean: farg off
Dan: faaaeg

by Dan November 23, 2006

milk and honey

Simple, milk, and honey.

Hey, ma! Pass me the milk and honey!

by Dan March 17, 2004

protty

a derogatory term used by mostly irish people of catholic descent to bash those of protestant descent. the protestant torture the catholics, then cry when a sniper wipes a few away.

come over here, you protty bastard! i'm gonna fuckin split yer skull open, ya cunt!

by DAN September 20, 2004

Tushie

The funniest word that has ever existed. Impossible to say and not laugh.

My tushie hurts because I fell on it.

by Dan December 23, 2003

good one

To masturbait and enjoy it, rubbing your genitals to make them feel good.

Chris is having a good one in his closet again.
Winstons skipping p.e to have a good one in the change room again.

by Dan December 16, 2004