dan's definitions

True Jedi

A total crack head who smokes pot all day every day, and goes by the name of 'Danny Wellhung'.

'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'

by Dan December 19, 2003

greebo

a greebo is someone who listens to heavy metal music (eg. system of a down, slipknot, korn), wears baggy trousers, usually jeans, wears hoodies and shirts showing their band name, and have long, overgrown hair

townie: yeah innit u f***in greebo, you, like, worship the devil, innit? show me your pockets like. whatsup? wat u walkin away for? r u talkin to me? innit!

greebo: F*** YOU

by dan December 19, 2003

Uni

1.a unibrow
2.someone with a unibrow

1.Holy Shit that beast has a Uni
2.Uni has to count using fingers and toes.

by Dan December 19, 2003

Troll

1.Someone who lives under bridges
2.A retarded mouth breather with unibrow who talks like a fag

Holy shit that Zach kid is a damn swamp ass troll!

by Dan December 19, 2003

serj tankian

the lead singer of system of a down.
dont tell me you didnt know who he was. o, rite, thats why u looked up his name in the first place....
see also:
daron malakian
shavo odadjian
john dolymayan

WHO can believe you

by dan December 19, 2003

Automagic

A technology that works but is too complicated to explain or understand

When you click on the send b utton your email goes to the recipient. It's automagic

by Dan December 19, 2003

Happydeadgirl

A female being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by me.
A woman with physical attractiveness or personal qualities that arouse others sexually.

I'm going to fuck Happydeadgirl till i drop of pure exhaustion.

by Dan December 22, 2003