dan's definitions

splunge

To take a big shit.

I need to go splunge.

by Dan April 4, 2004

hang

To dangle or swing by the by neck until the life passes out of your body and you crap yourself. What occurs when your tie gets caught in the ceiling fan.

"You shall hang by the neck till you are dead"
"But all I did was boink the sheriff's daughter"

by dan October 9, 2003

bloodnut

Prince Harry and his red cheeks

"Look at Bloodnut with his red cheeks smoking a cone".

by Dan November 26, 2003

dowg

Friend, buddy, etc.

What's up, dowg?

by Dan December 14, 2003

Mumper

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

Exclusively featured on www.xdafied.com

The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

by Dan January 19, 2005

soup

A half hour weekly television show on the E! network. This show presents pop culture news in a comedic way. It reviews the past week's celebrity gossip and happenings. It usually mocks celebrities and what they do. It is hosted by Joel McHale.

Last night I laughed when The Soup made fun of Tom Cruise's actions on Oprah's talk show.

by dan September 1, 2008

cone titties

Boobs that decrease in size approaching the nipple. They are very common on fat bbw chicks.

Oh my god that fatso has cone titties, but I'd still bang her.

by Dan January 17, 2005