dan's definitions

YAR!

how people from Chelsea say "yes"

Quentin: I say Jozzer fancy polo this weekend?
Jozzer: Yah

by dan November 12, 2003

Penis

Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

by Dan September 20, 2003

cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.

That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!

by Dan September 23, 2003

undownloadable

Data that is unavailable for transfer from the Internet or a computer network.

"Hey Man, all the content on that porn site is currently undownloadable"

by Dan February 23, 2005

Manup

A calling to bring out the masculine side of girly men and whinny little boys.

Yo better man up before i slap your mustach sideways now.

by Dan February 3, 2004

surfer

People
like me who are acctually good enough to acctally surf, and we dont say "radical dude" or anything stearyotypical like that and are not always stoned.
Actuall surfers are not posers and say they surf when all they do is bodyboard or have been once to a surf lesson.

Kelly Slater, Guts Griffiths, Alan Stokes

by Dan May 13, 2005

yellowcard

Yet another "emo-era" pop/punk band with cliched and basic lyrics, elementary instrument skills and whiny and untalented vocals. they have a violinist, he doesn't make the band good or unique. spare yourself from this garbage.

for real music see:
Tool
A Perfect Circle
Deftones
Incubus
Audioslave
Velvet Revolver
Shinedown.

While Yellowcard maybe popular, closer examination and comparisons of their lyrics, vocals, and instrumentals to that of bands such as Tool may shock you at how bad they really are.

by Dan January 7, 2005