dan's definitions

Kentucky Rattlesnake

A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.

Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.

by Dan April 14, 2009

porn stash

A porn stash is a slang for "pornography moustache". These were very comman in the 70's along with the fucking bush in the pubic region. A more modern porn stash is similar to the one the famous Ron Jeremy has.

"Holy shit that guys got a porn stash, he should be in a porno, homie"

by Dan January 18, 2005

krong

The golden brown outside of a perfectly cooked marshmellow

LOOK i kronged my marshmellow!
looked at the krong in this one
mmm krong a licious

by dan July 27, 2006

norsky

derogatory slang for a norwegian.

<norwegian> hi, a/s/l?
<me> You dumb norsky!

by Dan October 19, 2004

croak

stands for fu*$&"£ good music.
According to the cool Swiss pussy punk-rock band croak.

sounds like croak

by Dan July 16, 2003

St James Park

The home of football. Gets 52,000 geordie fanatics supporting the most entertaining football team in Europe every week.

What an atmosphere it was at St James Park today. The geordies enjoyed a 4-0 hammering of Barcelona!

by Dan November 20, 2003

blingus blingus

Latin for "bling bling"

Caesar got shanked by Brutus because he showed off his blingus blingus too much.

by Dan February 27, 2004