dan's definitions
by Dan July 12, 2003
Get the Fleepmug. A woman who basically likes only other females in a sexual/emotional way.
Facts.
1.Most lesbians are not hot
2.Guys liked watching them get it on in a sexual manner
3.They are more manipulative than straight men
4.Lesbians are normally women who were born with female body parts but have a chemical imbalance which makes their features look more manly over time while which make them attacted to women with or without the disorder,their also known as "born Lesbians"
5."Made Lesbians" are women who have been used by men and decided that maybe another woman will understand them more.
They can be very feminate making them a prize for "Born Lesbians"
Facts.
1.Most lesbians are not hot
2.Guys liked watching them get it on in a sexual manner
3.They are more manipulative than straight men
4.Lesbians are normally women who were born with female body parts but have a chemical imbalance which makes their features look more manly over time while which make them attacted to women with or without the disorder,their also known as "born Lesbians"
5."Made Lesbians" are women who have been used by men and decided that maybe another woman will understand them more.
They can be very feminate making them a prize for "Born Lesbians"
Kate is a lesbian,I mean she is cool but she looks like a guy in the face,but you know what,I would still fuck her because I am a guy and I would stick my dick in anything female
by Dan April 11, 2005
Get the Lesbiansmug. 
Get the ddrfreakmug. by dan December 14, 2003
Get the smackheadmug. by dan July 22, 2004
Get the the triplets of bellevillemug. School in Syston, looks like a prison and has psychadellic carpets upstairs from the 70s, with BigMac at the helm. Still awesome even though the green doors are basically time portals back to when Donovan was in the charts and Mr. Booth was a hippy, rather than Ozzy Osbourne.
Well done Dr. Barrie, who cares if you use foul language during a first aid demonstation - awesome!!!
by Dan April 21, 2005
Get the Wreake Valleymug. A once wonderfully intellegent show full of satire and wit, now sold out to the stupidity of loyal fans who know, deep down in their hearts that the Simpsons have died and have been replaced with bullshit.
by Dan April 4, 2004
Get the simpsonsmug.