dan's definitions

cockbarf

Total garbage or crap. Often used to express extreme dislike for something.

Movies starting with T and ending in '-itanic'.

by Dan February 23, 2004

chunky

the feeling that one is about to deliver a tramp's breakfast

uh-oh, I must have had a bad pint.

by dan November 26, 2004

tough cookies

too bad u stupid fuck

Tough cookies shit for brains!

by Dan December 6, 2004

Nerd

A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.

Star Wars fans are nerds

by dan October 15, 2006

Martin and Max

A team of heroes. They freed Martin's neighborhood from the tyranny of local dumbasses in an epic battle.

Martin and Max should recieve recognition for their heroic deeds.

by Dan June 9, 2004

Im Rick James bitch

Im Rick James bitch!

Classic phrase used on "chappelle's Show" when Dave Chappelle was playing the part of Rick James.

"Fuck yo' couch nigga!
I'm Rick James bitch!"

by dan February 24, 2004

jojy forjy

A screwed up way to say jujy fruits

JOOOORRRRJJEEEFOOORRJEEE.....George forman?

by DAN August 5, 2003