dan's definitions

good one

To masturbait and enjoy it, rubbing your genitals to make them feel good.

Chris is having a good one in his closet again.
Winstons skipping p.e to have a good one in the change room again.

by Dan December 16, 2004

Fucktard

An even more satisfying way to make fun of a retard. Notice the clever usage of both "fuck" and "tard". Ranks right up there with "spork" as the most cleverly-combined set of words ever.

That kid is a real fucktard.

by Dan December 23, 2003

Vaguna

a very very large vagina

i was porkin this chick last night, i didn't even have to make effort i fell right into her vaguna

by Dan June 22, 2004

Tushie

The funniest word that has ever existed. Impossible to say and not laugh.

My tushie hurts because I fell on it.

by Dan December 23, 2003

Casting Call

When a couple is looking for one or more people to add to the cast of their "bedroom show".

1: I had a threesome with Jane and Dick
2: Really? I wasn't aware they were casting?

by Dan February 4, 2004

shonk

Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.

Shonk, is a wonderful guy.

by Dan August 19, 2003

arabian gas mask

similar to arabian eye goggles, but in addition the guy places his ass over her face and then lets a stinky one loose in her mouth.

Bro, I just gave that skanky bitch an arabian gas mask.

by Dan September 12, 2004