dan's definitions

Maynard James Keenan

My lord and savior. The ideas behind his music point to the only meaningful religion in this world, the faith of your soul. I'm not talking about Christianity either.

I think I'd crap my pants if I had to talk to Maynard James Keenan face-to-face. I mean what the fuck do you say to someone like that? Nice hair?

by Dan May 13, 2005

mimble tucker

A large hairy part of a horses bottom

Geez, You guys are such large nimble Tuckers.

by Dan December 22, 2003

made

To have been seen, to have been found out, by law enforcement.

To have been found out by a criminal who's house you're trying to raid, if you're in law enforcement.

"You have been made, expect a visit soon"

"The guy we where trying to bust made us and came out shooting"

by Dan July 9, 2005

blingus blingus

Latin for "bling bling"

Caesar got shanked by Brutus because he showed off his blingus blingus too much.

by Dan February 27, 2004

croak

stands for fu*$&"£ good music.
According to the cool Swiss pussy punk-rock band croak.

sounds like croak

by Dan July 16, 2003

St James Park

The home of football. Gets 52,000 geordie fanatics supporting the most entertaining football team in Europe every week.

What an atmosphere it was at St James Park today. The geordies enjoyed a 4-0 hammering of Barcelona!

by Dan November 20, 2003

krong

The golden brown outside of a perfectly cooked marshmellow

LOOK i kronged my marshmellow!
looked at the krong in this one
mmm krong a licious

by dan July 27, 2006